Tweet
Quoth Jester
View Post
-
My point, exactly, my good man ^_^ (and friendly purveyor of amber nectars)
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me -
I bow down to Jester's knowledge.
To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
-
Stop bowing. I got all the info off of the net.
I DID know that Florida is the flattest state, but did have to do a bit of google fu to confirm it when you challenged me. Yes, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, and some other Plains States are rather flat. But when you live in a state that is so notoriously NOT hilly, like Florida, and you hear the same thing over and over about it being the flattest State, it does tend to make you believe it.
Speaking of statistics, here's one from our mandatory safe liquor seminar this morning: Key West has twice the state average of DUI's each year. Twice the average of other Floridians. And we're only a 2 by 4 mile island. That's dedication!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
Comment
-
And you're an enabler, Jester. You horrible, horrible person.Quoth Jester View PostSpeaking of statistics, here's one from our mandatory safe liquor seminar this morning: Key West has twice the state average of DUI's each year. Twice the average of other Floridians. And we're only a 2 by 4 mile island. That's dedication!
PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
-
<new orleanians with horrible accents> That sounds like a challenge, cher' ...Quoth Jester View Post: Key West has twice the state average of DUI's each year. Twice the average of other Floridians. And we're only a 2 by 4 mile island. That's dedication!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
-
And not counting the ones who drive to Sunset Key for some privacy...Quoth Jester View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
-
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
Comment
-
We should all know how long fries are going to stay nice and toasty. Whenever I order fries at a restaurant, they are the first to be eaten. If you're not going to eat the fries right away, then you shouldn't be complaining at how cold they are! What should we do, get them all hot again under the heat lamps? That way, they'd be hot again, but also as dry as hell!Quoth roguesqd View Post
Comment
Comment