No Longer My Problem!

[TheTigress]

As some of you might know, tomorrow is February 1st. In Subway time keeping that means the beginning of "Febru-ANY"* Hell in which all sandwiches aside from the premiums are $5.

From 2008 till now I have completely dreaded any $5 footlong month. It becomes insanely busy where you have to run around like a bat out of hell to complete your tasks, people come in wanting 10 sandwiches at a time, having to double prep, nervous breakdowns, entitlement whores galore, dishes stacked taller than me, and Chicken Bacon Ranches! Mother of God!

But this year will be the first year since they started the $5 footlong special that I won't have to deal with it! Since I'm not there anymore, it's no longer my problem!

[Cooper]

I did cashier during $5 footlong time for two days. By the end of it, I was about ready to body-slam anyone who would ask before I had a chance to apply the discount "Isn't that supposed to be 5 dollars?" And I'm a pacifist.

[Geek King]

I did cashier during $5 footlong time for two days. By the end of it, I was about ready to body-slam anyone who would ask before I had a chance to apply the discount "Isn't that supposed to be 5 dollars?" And I'm a pacifist.

You could use Prince Phil's patented Seiruun pacifist Techniques. Used by generations of Seiruun Royalty, so you know it must be legit! It's got Pacifist right in the name, after all!