I Thought Everyone Knew I Was Short...

[Crescent Cat]

When people make fun of me for being short, I correct them by saying I'm at castration level.

My wife is the perfect height so when I extend my arms I can rest them on the top of her head. Sometimes I might also hide her step stools and put her favorite goodies on the top shelf of our cupboard.....

You sound delightful . . .

[pzychobitch]

Lol it happens in my house hold all the time.


My wife is the perfect height so when I extend my arms I can rest them on the top of her head. Sometimes I might also hide her step stools and put her favorite goodies on the top shelf of our cupboard.....

Are we twins? I do this same shit with my girlfriends! lmao

[blas]

When my bf gets on my nerves, I truffle shuffle him.

[sms001]

When my bf gets on my nerves, I truffle shuffle him.

I'm gonna just go ahead and assume this is the Goonies reference, not the other one.

[mjr]

An ex girlfriend of mine was 4 feet, 11.5 inches tall.

My wife is 5 feet, 1/4 inch tall.

I'm 5 feet 9 inches tall.

My wife jokes that she's short because she's "afraid of heights".

[Chromatix]

I'm male ... and 5 foot 7. I live in a Nordic country.

Yes, I got used to being the shortest chap in the office. Nobody really makes a comment about it though, and I'm still tall enough to assist people who really *are* short - who, conveniently, are typically female.

[Teysa]

I'm 5'1". My SO is 5'11". He loves to wrap his arm around me, look down, and say "Wow, you're short."

[Treasure]

4'10" and the boyfriend is 6'2"..... he behaves himself (most of the time)
the best friend is 5'11" - 6'..... he likes to use me as an arm rest - and gets an elbow in the ribs for his efforts....

[drunkenwildmage]

Being that i'm 6'5", 95% of everyone I'm around appears short to me, so it's all relative.

I just gotta remember to duck allot.. .

"drunkenwildmage duck!!"
""wha::Bang:: Oww!!"

Discovered while flying on a CRJ200 I can't not stand up strait inside of the plane, I have to angle my head.



When I'm out shopping I'm normally the guy who get's ask to 'get something off the top shelf' and i'm always asked to hang something up,or clean/move something 'up high'

doesn't bother me tho, as I just say to myself

'With Great Height comes Great irresponsibility'