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    The perfect comeback! (Language)

    This happened at one of the bars I go to for karaoke. To make a long story short, some jackass jumped one of my friends for no reason, and one of the female bartenders broke it up and kicked the guy out, and naturally allowed my friend to stay. Things got quiet until he was out. Even the DJ stopped playing music until it was over with. As the guy was leaving, he yelled to the bartender, "Yeah, you're probably sucking his dick!"

    Without missing a beat, she replied back, "I'm not sucking anyone's dick! I'm a lesbian!" I don't know if she really is or not, but even if she isn't, that was the perfect comeback.
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
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    He probably had to reboot his brain just to process her comment.

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      Poor guy... kicked out by a woman, a lesbian no less. His man card just got revoked! I hope his friends all saw it!
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      However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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        Quoth BeeMused View Post
        Poor guy... kicked out by a woman, a lesbian no less. His man card just got revoked! I hope his friends all saw it!
        I love it! That would be the only thing that could make it any better!!
        If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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