I Waited For You, Fry

[Opalin]

Gravekeeper, it is lovely to have you back, and in less pain than before. I've missed your posts, but understand that life comes before internet. Your callers continue to make me remember that while I've had idiots before, nothing comes close to as bad as yours.

[OfficeSlug]

Oh fuck me. Just, fuck me. Fuck me with the candlestick in the ballroom.

Quoting for yet another game reference!



So glad you're back and are feeling better, GK!!

[KhirasHY]

I always feel bad reading these. On one hand, I feel happy because a new GK post means I'll be roaring with laughter several times as I read it.

On the other hand, I then remember that you actually had to deal with these things and now I'm laughing at your misfortune

That said, I'm not a very nice person, so.......

[Teefies2]

Welcome back GK! We missed you!

PANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Food Lady]

My mom doesn't come on the board much, but I try to alert her to GK posts. Her exact reaction to this one: "While Grave was undergoing voodoo, did they treat him for bleeding ulcers caused by his job?"

[wolfie]

Oh fuck me. Just, fuck me. Fuck me with the candlestick in the ballroom.

Quoting for yet another game reference!

Of course, GK's customers would never get that because they're Clue-less.

[AyreBiskits]

omg Gravekeeper!!! the elevator story had me on the floor laughing!! i'm so glad you're back, you brighten my day with your stories

[Polenicus]

I'm guessing Mr Brown forgot to take whatever meds he was on to control the urge to break out the homemade brown crayons?

I work in a call center myself, and I don't consider where I live (In Canuckistan as well, and dangerous far North of the sanity line) to be a bastion of great intellect, but... Holy damn man! I am always astounded that these people manage to breathe without drowning on their own drool.

Makes me wonder if they actually know the pants are for WEARING? Or are they perhaps buying them frantically in order to add to a gigantic idol, wrought entirely of pants, and made out to some Northern God who they are entreating to keep their bare lower halves from freezing in the unforgiving winter?

[Bandit]

They may want their Inuksuks to stay warm?

Just a thought.

B

[EmiOfBrie]

"PANTS! PANTS!! Sing the praises of pants!!"

"What part of the repo manager code is causing errors?"
"Pants."

"Is this an NP-complete problem?"
"Pants."

"Paper or plastic?"
"Pants."

"what've they got that I ain't got?"
"PANTS!"
"Ah you can say that again!"

[fireheart]

"PANTS! PANTS!! Sing the praises of pants!!"

Pants, pants, pants,
They're very useful things,
If we didn't have pants, what would we use,
To keep our thick legs in?

[Tama]

Pants by Larry (and Pa Grape and Jimmy and Jerry)

I'll just drop that there.

[EricKei]

Makes me wonder if they actually know the pants are for WEARING??

I wonder about this, myself, from time to time. I can see them whipping up a nice pot roast with shredded green jeans, or maybe a nice pink camo tights salad with furry hat dressing.

Then again, that could just be me. I've been told on occasion that my mind works slightly differently from most

edit: Then again...

[wagegoth]

WELCOME BACK!!!*


Has "PANTS" become the mating cry of the wild Nunavutian?





*Yes, I screamed because I am so very, very happy. *happy dance*