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  • #16
    Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
    Completely off topic, and probably mostly inappropriate... but how awesome of a porn name would Hong Hung Chung be

    A private(s) doctor, of course.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #17
      Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
      Completely off topic, and probably mostly inappropriate... but how awesome of a porn name would Hong Hung Chung be

      You mean you never heard of the porn star Won Hung Lo?
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #18
        True story, years ago there was a patient in Hong Kong (back when it was still a British territory) that required surgery. She was British causasian heritage.

        This woman did not want to be treated in HK because she didn't want to be treated by a Chinese doctor. So she paid megabucks to be transported down to Australia to have her treatment.

        Well, the surgeon she had was Chinese, the scout nurse was Chinese, the anaesthetist was Chinese, and I think the only Caucasian in the operating room was the scrub nurse...

        There were quite a few snickers and even outright laughter after that one.

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        • #19
          Quoth Ophbalance View Post
          Wow. I realize this is far over-generalizing, but what is with the some of the older generation and being like that?
          I was absolutely shocked when my maternal grandmother came out with, "All these immigrants are ruining our country!"

          This is a woman who came to this country a few years after WWII with her young daughter (my mother). Complaining about immigrants.
          You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

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          • #20
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            You mean you never heard of the porn star Won Hung Lo?
            I had a poor sculpture teacher who was named Longhua Xu.. and very few of my fellow students could get it right. One finally broke down and called him "One Hung Low.." At least she tried mangling his proper name to his face.

            Less see, I had a technician who was African American. He was also a preacher and a highly educated, respectful man. Given this is Arkansas, you can imagine we still have some pockets of... dueling banjos and other such idiocy.

            Well, we'd occasionally get calls from such pockets, demanding we send someone other than that "damn n@$%^#!!" Oh, yes, we'd send someone else out. I mean, I liked this guy and hated seeing him get this kind of abuse. So... we'd send out the Hispanic tech who would curse 'em back.
            If I make no sense, I apologize. I'm constantly interrupted by an actual toddler.

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            • #21
              Quoth tilly101 View Post
              HL - 'Ma'am, please refrain from using racial slurs. I'll leave you be for now, and the Dr will be in to have a look at your foot as soon as he is available'

              SC - 'No! I demand to see the Dr NOW! Go get me someone who knows what they're doing, someone whose white! You slant-eyes have no idea how to treat people, all you do is come out here on those boats and steal our jobs! Go get me a real nurse!'
              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
              Is it wrong that I hope that the doctor who was available to see her had similar "slanty eyes"
              And is it wrong, when she sees that the doctor is not Caucasian and demands that "she see someone white", they send in a white person (who, from how he's dressed and what he's carrying, is clearly a janitor)?

              Quoth raudf View Post
              Well, we'd occasionally get calls from such pockets, demanding we send someone other than that "damn n@$%^#!!" Oh, yes, we'd send someone else out. I mean, I liked this guy and hated seeing him get this kind of abuse. So... we'd send out the Hispanic tech who would curse 'em back.
              Sounds like you're in the same frame of mind as Colonel Cohen (from the joke), who, according to the black soldiers sent to the society matron's home, "doesn't make mistakes".
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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              • #22
                I threatened to strangle a lady with her catheter cord if she didn't shut up. I was in a shared ward while I was waiting for my gallbladder op, and this lady was ranting and raving, then the racist shit started:

                W: I NEED help! You ****ers aren't helping me!
                Me: (I lost it) Lady, I've been listening to you bitching for ten minutes now! If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to strangle you with your catheter cord and do the hospital a favour!

                My surgeon walked in on the middle of this...and grinned like an idiot while he took me to the OR.

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                • #23
                  That lady needs to get with the times. That behaviour *MIGHT* have been acceptable, oh.... 100000 years ago? But this is the 21st century. I'm surprised the nurse didn't give her a swift kick in the ass.

                  What would've made it funnier is if the doctor was one of those that she hated, lol.
                  If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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                  • #24
                    Caller: "Yes, I need to make an appointment to see Dr. Hung."

                    Receptionist: "Let's see, you said Dr. Hong?"

                    C: "No, Hung."

                    R: "Chong?"

                    C: "No, My Doctor is Hung!"



                    Mike
                    Meow.........

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                    • #25
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      The blood pressure cuff goes around the neck, right?
                      According to Pillz-E the Squirrel it is.

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwacyhwgEto

                      "Oh sad is the world, but I have Kavorkian scarf...'round my neck"
                      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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