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I eat fat and drive trucks made of fat
So I casually mentioned to Coworker that I was not going to eat a salad, because I've eaten them about 6 days in a row and I've had enough of them. She goes "Oh, back to the fried food and chocolate cake, then?" Yes, because obviously since I'm a fat person:
1.) I was eating salad to try to lose weight
2.) since I'm a fat person, I obviously don't try very hard
3.) fat people habitually eat foods that other people don't
4.) you never see a skinny mofo with a corndog
5.) The only reason a fat person could eat salad is to lose weight.
6.) I couldn't possibly just enjoy eating salad. I couldn't have been merely indulging a craving that lasted a week.
I just sort of shrugged it off and said I usually smothered it in cheese and ranch dressing anyway, so it wasn't any more or less healthy than fried food.
Later in the day, I asked another employee if he could go get me a milkshake. I do this maybe once a month, and today was a scorcher, so I was really looking forward to it. He gave it to me and said "I didn't know if you wanted whipped cream or not, so I made an executive decision and had them put it on." "Oh, she LOOKS like she wants whipped cream!" said the aforementioned coworker snidely. I've really had about enough of her mouth.
1.) I was eating salad to try to lose weight
2.) since I'm a fat person, I obviously don't try very hard
3.) fat people habitually eat foods that other people don't
4.) you never see a skinny mofo with a corndog
5.) The only reason a fat person could eat salad is to lose weight.
6.) I couldn't possibly just enjoy eating salad. I couldn't have been merely indulging a craving that lasted a week.
I just sort of shrugged it off and said I usually smothered it in cheese and ranch dressing anyway, so it wasn't any more or less healthy than fried food.
Later in the day, I asked another employee if he could go get me a milkshake. I do this maybe once a month, and today was a scorcher, so I was really looking forward to it. He gave it to me and said "I didn't know if you wanted whipped cream or not, so I made an executive decision and had them put it on." "Oh, she LOOKS like she wants whipped cream!" said the aforementioned coworker snidely. I've really had about enough of her mouth.
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