I made the trainer facepalm!

[Nurian]

My trainer at <package service> is pretty cool. She has a lot of energy and tries to keep us alert and focused so overall, the training is fun. I also had the opportunity to make her facepalm with this little gem:

TRAINER: So you may be asking, 'What is an egress?'."
ME: It's a female egret!

[lordlundar]

*groan* I'm too tired for bad jokes.

[Geek King]

TRAINER: So you may be asking, 'What is an egress?'."
ME: It's a female egret!

Eh, the trainer was a little out there anyway.

[dalesys]

*groan* I'm too tired for bad jokes.

True stories?

After the universe was created, the God(s) outsourced operations and tech support to a manufacturer of fine soap...

Murphy's

[gremcint]

reminds of when one time in class the teacher said "Can I have everyone's attention" and I said "no" and he just sighed, looked at me and then continued.

[Racket_Man]

Reminds me of a American Lit class I had back in HS.

I do not remember how the subject of mummies (Egyptian kind in tombs) came up but the teacher said:
"When was the last time you saw a mummy???"
I answered " "This morning when I left for school."

[Nurian]

Had another one yesterday. The trainer loves zombie movies, shows, etc. We got off on a tangent and started talking about different zombie types. We talked about walkers, hunters, and runners.
ME: But you don't have to run from the zombies with plungers.
TRAINER: (suspiciously) Why is that?
ME: Those are the plumber zombies. They're after DRAAAAAAAAAAAINS.........

[dalesys]

ME: Those are the plumber zombies. They're after DRAAAAAAAAAAAINS.........

Were you quick enough on the smartphone to start this playing?

[BearLeeBadenaugh]

nice one Nurian, Woot had that as a shirt a while back.

[Nurian]

Were you quick enough on the smartphone to start this playing?

I've never heard that song before, so sadly no. Well, that and it would cost me $2500 and my job if I did bring my phone in.

The different zombie is an ongoing joke my friend and I have. In adition to plumber zombies:

Engineers (Traaaaainss...)
Vegetarians (Graaaaainss)
Movie (Billy Zaaaaaaane....)

[Seshat]

Geneticist zombies (straiiiins)
Electricians (maiiiiins)
Traffic planners (laaaaanes)
Meteorologists (raiiins)
Aeronautical engineers (plaaaanes)
Ranchers (plaaaaiiiins)

[Nurian]

Geneticist zombies (straiiiins)
Electricians (maiiiiins)
Traffic planners (laaaaanes)
Meteorologists (raiiins)
Aeronautical engineers (plaaaanes)
Ranchers (plaaaaiiiins)

Stock broker zombies! (Gaaaaains....)

[Jay 2K Winger]

Construction workers (craaaaanes)

[Nurian]

Elderly zombies (Caaaaaaanes....)

[KatherineB]

Prisoner zombies (Chaaaaains)
Cleaner zombies (Staaaaaains)

And one that might be a bit of a stretch:

Diminishing zombies (Waaaaanes)