Buddha riding on a dinosaur after Jesus Christ what NOW?

[Skarredmind]

Bunny came home! I am so relieved. One of the neighbors several doors down found him.

So glad to hear that!! Especially after the length of his vacation!!

I've been through my share of the little hoppers, our last was a giant flemish :-D I miss em sometimes (but am deathly allergic :-( )

[Cooper]

They ended their stay by claiming we over-charged them for gas on the separate pontoon rental (because the boat included with the house wasn't good enough.) We didn't.

And they didn't keep their receipt to try and prove it.

Now that they are gone, let's memorialize the first words they ever said to me:

Guy: Can you move your car?
Me: Yeah, no problem. Where do you want it?
Guy: Well we just want to park as close to the house as possible.
Me: Okay. I'll move it when I get out of work.
Guy: (Still not sure if joke or serious) You don't really have to work, do you?
Me: ... I kinda do.