I was talking to a coworker today, and he asked if I remembered the old kung fu movies that were shown on TV. I remembered three things that were ridiculous about these movies.
1. If the bad guy wanted to kill another man, it took 30 minutes (or it seemed like it). It didn't matter if the bad guy had a weapon, or his target was ridiculously over matched; It took 30 minutes for the bad guy to kill him.
2. If the bad guy wanted to kill a woman, he could just look at her, and she'd drop dead. It was "Look! Scream! Dead!"
3. The movies ended the very second the buy guy died. It was, "Bad guy dead? The end!" There was absolutely no resolution.
Does anyone remember something else ridiculous about these movies?
1. If the bad guy wanted to kill another man, it took 30 minutes (or it seemed like it). It didn't matter if the bad guy had a weapon, or his target was ridiculously over matched; It took 30 minutes for the bad guy to kill him.
2. If the bad guy wanted to kill a woman, he could just look at her, and she'd drop dead. It was "Look! Scream! Dead!"
3. The movies ended the very second the buy guy died. It was, "Bad guy dead? The end!" There was absolutely no resolution.
Does anyone remember something else ridiculous about these movies?
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