https://www.customerssuck.com/board/ vBulletin Forums en Fri, 01 May 2026 11:26:36 GMT vBulletin 60 images/misc/rss.png https://www.customerssuck.com/board/ https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2086919-r-i-p-david-allen-coe Thu, 30 Apr 2026 23:42:20 GMT David Allan Coe, who wrote ‘Take This Job and Shove It’ and other country hits, dies at 86... David Allan Coe, who wrote ‘Take This Job and Shove It’ and other country hits, dies at 86

]]> Check it out! Ironclad Alibi https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2086919-r-i-p-david-allen-coe https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/bugs-and-questions-and-also-site-suggestions/2086866-cs-taking-a-long-time-to-respond Sun, 19 Apr 2026 12:56:38 GMT The CS web site is taking a long time to load and respond. Also got the following error message: Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30...
Also got the following error message:

Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in D:\WebRoots\customerssuck.com\board\includes\vb5\f rontend\controller\page.php on line 73Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in D:\WebRoots\customerssuck.com\board\includes\vb5\f rontend\controller\page.php on line 73

]]> Bugs and questions, and also site suggestions Ironclad Alibi https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/bugs-and-questions-and-also-site-suggestions/2086866-cs-taking-a-long-time-to-respond https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sucky-customers/2086865-a-tisket-a-tasket-the-customer-wants-a-basket Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:42:59 GMT Short but still annoying. Grocery store where I work no longer has baskets. They have small buggies and giant buggies. No baskets. Whiny... Grocery store where I work no longer has baskets. They have small buggies and giant buggies. No baskets.

Whiny Customer: "Why don't you have baskets anymore?"
Me: "People steal them, sir."
WC: "What! Why is it that downtown where there are more criminals the stores have baskets?!?"
Me: " ..."

What I *wanted* to say was "How the hell should I know? Go ask the fucking criminals!" But there were customers behind him.

I suggested he contact corporate. That got the usual "Pfft" making it clear that this was far too much trouble. Thankfully he left shortly thereafter.
Seriously, use a small buggy if you're not buying much. I do. I'm buying a carton of milk and a loaf of bread ... I grab a small buggy.

Later I asked the store manager about this, just to make sure I was giving the correct explanation. I was. He said one time he was helping out with the pickup option (order online and come get it) and the customer opened their trunk and ... there were four or five baskets in there. ​ Granted it's possible they weren't all (or any of 'em) ours but clearly they had been taken from *some* store.]]> Sucky Customers Pixilated https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sucky-customers/2086865-a-tisket-a-tasket-the-customer-wants-a-basket https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sucky-customers/2086850-who-left-the-bag-of-stupid-open Fri, 17 Apr 2026 00:12:51 GMT
A lot of said customers expect me to physically handle the card and do everything for them (swipe, enter PIN, confirm payment). I've lost count of how many times I've explained that no, we can't handle a card or interact with the pinpad (unless a customer is legally blind and/or physically impaired, and even then only if they indicate they need us to assist).]]> Sucky Customers Dreamstalker https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sucky-customers/2086850-who-left-the-bag-of-stupid-open https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/unsupportable/tech-help/2086832-getting-rid-of-an-old-ph-number-on-my-old-phone Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:12:52 GMT I have an absolute dinosaur of a cellphone: an LG Android (LG got out of the cellphone business entirely at least five years ago ....) My current... My current list of contacts includes my sister's NEW phone number but some of my texts are going to her old number. How do I purge that? Just get rid of the older texts? ]]> Tech help Pixilated https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/unsupportable/tech-help/2086832-getting-rid-of-an-old-ph-number-on-my-old-phone https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/jokes/2086803-hidden-object-sale Fri, 10 Apr 2026 08:08:41 GMT Jokes catcul https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/jokes/2086803-hidden-object-sale https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2086795-weird-music-but-really-good Wed, 08 Apr 2026 06:35:03 GMT
All I know is that it's quite odd, and VERY COOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so]]> Check it out! Nunavut Pants https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2086795-weird-music-but-really-good https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/general-work-chat/2086787-amusing-test-emails-from-it Mon, 06 Apr 2026 16:39:01 GMT Our IT department regularly sends out “test” emails to see if we’ll fall for phishing emails. Today’s is coming from “it@“ bankname.com. If it was... Our IT department regularly sends out “test” emails to see if we’ll fall for phishing emails. Today’s is coming from “it@“ bankname.com. If it was legit, it would be coming from an individual’s email. But the funny part is when you hover over the link, it goes to “do.not.click.this.link.”domain.net. 🤣 General Work Chat Ghel https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/general-work-chat/2086787-amusing-test-emails-from-it https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2086762-nasa-artemis-ii-launch Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:56:16 GMT https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/missions/...h-day-updates/

ETA: super clean, on-time launch. MECO achieved, core separation at T+8:40.

As much of a political dog and pony show as the space program can be, *(&%(*%#@ it still gets to me.]]> Check it out! Ceir https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2086762-nasa-artemis-ii-launch https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sightings/2086761-another-dumb-criminal-of-the-week Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:39:24 GMT

'Mr L has been jailed for seven years for drug dealing after police stopped him for riding an illegal electric motorbike. On investigating,they found he had a large quantity of cocaine on his person and after searching his home and car, his undercover stash was discovered'
Perhaps undercover is a bit of an overstatement as it was packed into boxes all carefully labelled with his name and home address on...]]> Sightings Kit-Ginevra https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sightings/2086761-another-dumb-criminal-of-the-week