https://www.customerssuck.com/board/ vBulletin Forums en Sun, 21 Jun 2026 11:19:40 GMT vBulletin 60 images/misc/rss.png https://www.customerssuck.com/board/ https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sightings/2087129-razors-and-public-transport-do-not-mix Sat, 20 Jun 2026 20:53:23 GMT My journey home the other night was livened up by the antics of the couple on the bus. He is one of those who favours wearing the shorts around the... He is one of those who favours wearing the shorts around the knees(and this was all he was wearing). She, since the baby was asleep in the pram, was rather bored and decided to get the electric razor out and try shaving him. This was punctuated by regular complaints as the bus went around a corner or stopped or pulled away as how it was 'going to end up all wonky'...After having despatched the few remaining bodily hairs, he decided he was going to return the favour and shave her. Downstairs(and that is not just our location on the bus...)
The last I heard was a cry as we bounced over a speed bump of either 'You c**t ' or 'my c**t' followed by a perusal of the offending area(fortunately I was sitting behind them and an assessment of 'oh that's all patchy now...'
So kids, to avoid serious damage to delicate bodily parts, do not practise intimate shaving on a bouncy bus. You have been warned...
]]> Sightings Kit-Ginevra https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/sightings/2087129-razors-and-public-transport-do-not-mix https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2087113-rip-daveigh-chase Wed, 17 Jun 2026 18:52:25 GMT
https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/17/daveigh-chase-dead/]]> Check it out! dendawg https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/check-it-out/2087113-rip-daveigh-chase https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/jokes/2087083-selling-toothbrushes Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:32:07 GMT
The interviewer asked, do you have any training? The man said, "No."

The interviewer could tell the man really wanted the job. He pointed to the map & said, "We've never sold a toothbrush in this town. If you can sell a toothbrush, you get the job."

About a month later, there was sales were up in that town.

The manager called him in for a meeting.

​​The manager asked him, how are you selling the toothbrushes? He said, "I can't tell you."

​​The manager said, "Either you tell me or I have to let you go." The man said, "Okay."

The man said, "I go to the door & knock & ask, Do you want to buy a toothbrush? No. They slam the door."

I knock again. "Do you want a piece of candy? Yes." They grab the candy & eat it. "That tastes like SH!T!"

"Yep. Do you want to buy a toothbrush?"]]> Jokes Ironclad Alibi https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/jokes/2087083-selling-toothbrushes https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/jokes/2087078-wrong-answer Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:40:56 GMT Jokes catcul https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/community/jokes/2087078-wrong-answer https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/general-work-chat/2087030-creepy-soulless-house Thu, 28 May 2026 14:16:33 GMT Our customer didn’t end up buying this house, so I think it’s ok to talk about. No personally identifiable information is being shared. Our...
Our customer put an offer on this house and then backed out:
https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...il/M8301345150

The outside of the house is a sage green, and that’s the most color you’ll see. I know the trend is to make house interiors grey, but this one is grey and white. Everything, including furniture and bedding, is completely without color. Browsing the pictures is like watching a dream sequence full of clouds and fog.

But then tentacles pierce the fog! Oh, that’s a set of antlers hanging on a wall that the photographer thought was a good thing to have poking out of the edge of a picture.

And then! The picture of the last bathroom reveals the prison this house actually is. The entire shower surround is lined with large black tiles that clash with everything else in the house. It feels dystopian.
]]> General Work Chat Ghel https://www.customerssuck.com/board/forum/the-heart-of-the-site/general-work-chat/2087030-creepy-soulless-house