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			<title>Selling toothbrushes</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:32:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[A man went to a job interview to sell toothbrushes. The interviewer asked if he had experience in selling. He said, &quot;No.&quot; 
 
The interviewer asked,...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A man went to a job interview to sell toothbrushes. The interviewer asked if he had experience in selling. He said, &quot;No.&quot;<br />
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The interviewer asked, do you have any training? The man said, &quot;No.&quot;<br />
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The interviewer could tell the man really wanted the job. He pointed to the map &amp; said, &quot;We've never sold a toothbrush in this town. If you can sell a toothbrush, you get the job.&quot;<br />
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About a month later, there was sales were up in that town.<br />
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The manager called him in for a meeting.<br />
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​​The manager asked him, how are you selling the toothbrushes? He said, &quot;I can't tell you.&quot;<br />
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​​The manager said, &quot;Either you tell me or I have to let you go.&quot; The man said, &quot;Okay.&quot;<br />
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The man said, &quot;I go to the door &amp; knock &amp; ask, Do you want to buy a toothbrush? No. They slam the door.&quot;<br />
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I knock again. &quot;Do you want a piece of candy? Yes.&quot; They grab the candy &amp; eat it. &quot;That tastes like SH!T!&quot;<br />
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&quot;Yep. Do you want to buy a toothbrush?&quot;]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Wrong Answer</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 13:40:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I lost on a quiz show by getting a bread question wrong.  Since I lost the dough, I ain't getting naan.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I lost on a quiz show by getting a bread question wrong.  Since I lost the dough, I ain't getting naan.]]></content:encoded>
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