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  • Why The Hell . . .

    Those pesky questions we'd love to have a logical answer for, but so far we can't find to save our souls.

    So let's hear em:

    Why the Hell do we have an ice cream truck driving through our neighborhood playing Christmas music when it's still SEPTEMBER?????
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

  • #2
    Answer: Because Frosty sends his love.

    Why the HELL do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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    • #3
      Because it would be too redundant to drive on a driveway.

      Why the HELL is it a shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by a ship?
      Quote Dalesys:
      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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      • #4
        Because. That is all, just because.


        Why the HELL do they put the pharmacy at the back of the store and the cigarettes at the front of the store?

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        • #5
          They have to have a reason to keep the Pharmacy open.....


          Why the HELL can't they make woman's dress pants with POCKETS!
          "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
          -Red

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          • #6
            Quoth Red_Dazes View Post
            They have to have a reason to keep the Pharmacy open.....


            Why the HELL can't they make woman's dress pants with POCKETS!
            So as to provide a cross-sell opportunity in the purse department.

            Why the HELL is this thread not in Forum Games?
            "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

            RIP Plaidman.

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            • #7
              because we wanted to be difficult.



              Why the HELL can't they make women's shoes that fit my feet?
              Last edited by Shpepper; 10-01-2009, 07:00 AM. Reason: I can't spell HELL

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              • #8
                Because a man designed them.




                Why the HELL is a 400 page sci-fi book only $7, but a 200 page fiction book $14?
                My NaNo page

                My author blog

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                • #9
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  Why the Hell do we have an ice cream truck driving through our neighborhood playing Christmas music when it's still SEPTEMBER?????
                  Because, unless they changed the music, the music might be that particular truck's assigned tune. Most all ice cream trucks that are purpose-built have an assigned tune to differentiate them from other ice cream trucks in their region. It's very rare for two trucks in the same region to have the same tune.

                  <random trivia mode off >


                  Because sci-fi is still considered "gamer" fiction and not as good as regular fiction.



                  Why the HELL don't MMPRPGs have pants for female characters? I hate skirts!

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                  • #10
                    Because their main clientel are horny teenage boys!

                    Why the hell so they call them "jumbo" shrimp?
                    Quote Dalesys:
                    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                    • #11
                      Because they're bigger than the average shrimp.

                      If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what does that make Congress?
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        The opposite of progress?

                        Why the HELL so they call it a Mobile station when it doens't move???
                        Quote Dalesys:
                        ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                        • #13
                          Just because?

                          Why do Avenue Q songs keep getting stuck in my head?
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Ratha View Post
                            Why the HELL don't MMPRPGs have pants for female characters? I hate skirts!
                            Play Guild Wars. Everyone Except Dervishes and Paragons get the option of Pants, and it's equal-opportunity. So you can see big, burly warriors wearing Skirts.


                            Why do people try to rub my belly for good luck?

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                            • #15
                              because they want you to snap their hands off and slap them in the face with their own hands.

                              Why do people think I have all the answers for their problems? Do I look like the oracle of Delphi?
                              Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

                              If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

                              Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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