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  • Mr. Drinker,

    This letter is a courtesy; we have reported you to the local police, who know exactly where you are. We will be seeing one another in court.

    Sincerely,
    Big Box Grocery Management

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    Bigbox Pizza,

    Sirs. I write to complain about your store here in Weedville. I had enjoyed my third ciggie, and needed sustenance, but your store was closed!! I demand you adjust their hours immediately to ensure my food cravings are met.

    Signed,
    Mary-Jane Smoker

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    • Dear Ms. Smoker,

      We had to adjust our hours due to lack of staff. However, the convenience store sells frozen pizza and they’re open 24/7.

      Sincerely,

      O. V. Erwhelmed,
      Manager



      Dear Outdoor Restaurant Manager,

      I came to your restaurant with my new boyfriend. I wanted to impress him so I ordered the most expensive items on the menu. When the bill came, I put an old credit card that had expired on the table and took off with my boyfriend. Next thing I know, I was being arrested and my boyfriend dumped me. I demand you drop the charges and tell my boyfriend to undump me. If you don’t, I will drive my car into all of your tables.

      Sincerely,

      Dina Dash
      Last edited by purplecat41877; 11-28-2021, 12:21 PM.
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