What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard?

[Lace Neil Singer]

I know, random. A mate and I were discussing this a few days ago. She expressed disbelief that people actually use them, and I had to disagree cuz I have experienced it myself, back when I was single. Has to be these two:

* "Your dad must be a thief, cuz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

I just gave the guy a WTF? look and walked away. Then there's this one:

* "Do you have a mirror inside your knickers? Cuz I see myself in there."

To which I replied, "I already have one ct in there already, why on earth would I want another?"

What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard, and what was your comeback?

[mjr]

My wife told me once some guy asked her "What side of the bed do you sleep on?"

Her reply: "The top."

[Mental_Mouse]

A high-school friend was fond of the old standard: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

[MoonCat]

A high-school friend was fond of the old standard: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

*SLAP!!*

"Well, it was worth a try."

[Kit-Ginevra]

...and did any of them actually work?

[Mental_Mouse]

Not that I know of....

[Kit-Ginevra]

*SLAP!!*

….Ah I knew you were an expert slapper

[Mytical]

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven.

((Ultimate comeback?? No but it was dirty when I clawed up from *censored*

[mjr]

Of course, there's the classic: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Witty reply: "Unfertilized".

[MoonCat]

….Ah I knew you were an expert slapper

Don't push your luck, chuckles.

[dalesys]

I realized many decades ago that *I* was the worst possible chat up line, so I haven't bothered anybody since then.

[Racket_Man]

I have never used a "pickup line" serious or cheesey in my life (unless it was with my GF/SO/DW and I was joking around). Am I normal????

[Ghel]

My ex used to tell the story of a friend who would walk up to women in bars and say, "wanna ?" Most of the time it didn't work, and I imagine he got a lot of drinks thrown at him, but apparently enough women responded affirmatively that he kept doing it.

[Nunavut Pants]

"So tell me--How do you feel about ..... Avocados?"

For many years, I had a 50-foot-tall tree in the back yard, and there were often hundreds of fruit to pick and dispose of.

The second or third woman I tried that on said, "Can't stand them!"

We've been married for a number of years, now...

[Kit-Ginevra]

Hey we've found Nunavut