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  • I have been chosen to join the world elite

    Care to join me? I mean it must be genuine right? They're even offering $1.5 million as a gift for joining! And it's not like you have a choice-'disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization'

    "Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire. Once you are initiated to the illuminati empire you will get numerous benefit, such as knowledge, connections and also an instant US$1.5, Million USD, Donation cash benefit as a reward to you for your membership with the illuminati brothehood.

    Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only, if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advise not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.

    Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES!. Then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at:

    Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> for more instructions on our membership process.

    Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.

    The Illuminati."

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  • #2
    The idea-bulb of this sender is lacking in illumination.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #3
      I wonder how much the initiation fee is?
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."


      • #4
        I'll have to see what happens when one my alter-egos has replied to that lad.

        I might have to resurrect another secret society if the lad bites.

        "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
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        • #5
          Ooooh, send my name in too, willya??
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