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Blame it on changes in the weather. Temperature, humidity, etc."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
I don't hate flying, at least, not the takeoff-to-landing bit. It's all the other rigamarole surrounding that part - and that's before folks went crazy and started including fisticuffs in the in-flight entertainment!Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
They want us to read minds, I want read/write.Comment
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It really shouldn't bother me but it does bother me that since I moved in with family, I find inexplicable black marks on my kitchen towels. The ones I special ordered because they have holiday prints or colors. And it's just frustrating in general when you've spent time and money to outfit your kitchen/home nicely and stuff gets ruined by careless people. Maybe it should bother me."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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I don't care how much you change the lyrics to be about trucks and Rolexes, Santa Baby sounds weird when sung by a guy. Decades of Eartha Kitt will do that.Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
They want us to read minds, I want read/write.Comment
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Can Tony Stark's personal cook be considered an 'Iron Chef'?Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I like this. I'm using this iRL.Quoth dalesys View PostIn England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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I know supposed "serving sizes" are dictated by weight, volume, and math, but that doesn't make it any less weird when the Recommended Serving Size for a frozen lasagna (rectangular) or pizza (usually round, sometimes rectangular) is 1/5 of the dish. Quarters, no problem; sixths, maybe a little janky; but fifths? Good luck.Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
They want us to read minds, I want read/write.Comment
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There are some serving sizes in fifths that I prefer.Quoth Ceir View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Fifths is easy. Cut whatever it is into ten pieces, and you get two.Quoth Ceir View PostYou're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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Sheepherder logic. Count hooves and divide by eight.Quoth Kittish View Post
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Sheepherder counting: yan,tan,tethera,methera,pimp,sethera,lethera,nethe ra,covera,dick,yanadick,tanadick,tetheradick,methe radick,bumfit,yanabum,tanabum,tetherabum,metherabu m,jigget
The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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Ooh, crivens!Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostSheepherder counting: yan,tan,tethera,methera,pimp,sethera,lethera,nethe ra,covera,dick,yanadick,tanadick,tetheradick,methe radick,bumfit,yanabum,tanabum,tetherabum,metherabu m,jiggetPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Since you seem to be overly concerned about where my used plates reside, I wonder if my lunch plate is going to annoy you into passive aggressive behaviour or if you're going to consider that I'm working and my employer isn't paying me to do dishes. I really, really need you to go back to work. The boredom and depression are now affecting me."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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