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Really breh?
How to be really freaking annoying:
1. Go out hunting
2. Shoot an animal of some kind, moose maybe, I don't pay enough attention to know what hunters would be after right now
3. Come in to CrazyBurger with a little bit of its blood still dripping off your boots and pant cuffs
4. ???
5. Profit!
Not cool, guys. So not cool.
In which Stopwatch King thinks he's a comedian
Remember Stopwatch King? He thinks he's funny. Periodically, while approving my employee discount orders, he'll say something like "sir, you have to work first" and then giggle like he thinks it's actually funny. From my perspective, meanwhile, it's gone from "mildly annoying" to "say that one more time I dare you" over the time I've worked here. That is all.
No efficiency allowed!
So apparently the serrated knife is only for bread, and I shouldn't use it to open bags of chicken tenders. The person telling me this suggested I use one of several safety plastic openers we have laying around... except that's what I used to use, and Big Boss told me to stop because they're for other things and people might not wash them. This wouldn't be a problem, we do have several functional smooth knives around... but they've all had their sharp tips chopped off, presumably so people don't stab themselves by accident. So I either have to try to stab through heavy plastic with a chopped off safety tip, or try to saw through heavy plastic one-handed with a completely smooth edge while holding the bag up with the other hand. Considering that the plastic will bend before it cuts, the latter is often rather tedious. Of course, I already know from significant previous experience that CrazyBurger considers elbow grease to be the universal lubricant.
And suddenly Corporate was a boomerang
Yep, we're having another inspection soon, which means lots o' sucker jobs. They haven't given us anywhere near enough payroll to do everything they're asking for. When are they finally gonna leave us alone?
How to be really freaking annoying:
1. Go out hunting
2. Shoot an animal of some kind, moose maybe, I don't pay enough attention to know what hunters would be after right now
3. Come in to CrazyBurger with a little bit of its blood still dripping off your boots and pant cuffs
4. ???
5. Profit!
Not cool, guys. So not cool.
In which Stopwatch King thinks he's a comedian
Remember Stopwatch King? He thinks he's funny. Periodically, while approving my employee discount orders, he'll say something like "sir, you have to work first" and then giggle like he thinks it's actually funny. From my perspective, meanwhile, it's gone from "mildly annoying" to "say that one more time I dare you" over the time I've worked here. That is all.
No efficiency allowed!
So apparently the serrated knife is only for bread, and I shouldn't use it to open bags of chicken tenders. The person telling me this suggested I use one of several safety plastic openers we have laying around... except that's what I used to use, and Big Boss told me to stop because they're for other things and people might not wash them. This wouldn't be a problem, we do have several functional smooth knives around... but they've all had their sharp tips chopped off, presumably so people don't stab themselves by accident. So I either have to try to stab through heavy plastic with a chopped off safety tip, or try to saw through heavy plastic one-handed with a completely smooth edge while holding the bag up with the other hand. Considering that the plastic will bend before it cuts, the latter is often rather tedious. Of course, I already know from significant previous experience that CrazyBurger considers elbow grease to be the universal lubricant.
And suddenly Corporate was a boomerang
Yep, we're having another inspection soon, which means lots o' sucker jobs. They haven't given us anywhere near enough payroll to do everything they're asking for. When are they finally gonna leave us alone?
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