I was closing the petrol station on the dot of closing time when a car drove up. The female driver leaned out and asked me if the petrol station was open, to which I replied, "No, we're closed." Her response was, "Well, can you just reopen so I can get petrol?" "No," I said, firmly. "We are closed." Her reaction was to burst into a flood of tears and sob brokenly at me, "I just hope that you can live with yourself!" before driving off.
Um, what?
Um, what?

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