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This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie
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The Pretty Picker: looks at display case of food and can see that the icing may be a bit cracked or that it is otherwise not perfect. Complains when you won't give it half off/free.
The disbeliever: You have a sign, the door is locked, the lights are off, and the employees aren't even wearing their uniforms done up all the way...yet they still can't figure out that WE ARE CLOSED ASSHOLES. Confused, they repeatedly try the door, even after being told your closed verbally ... multiple times."It's a joke not a dick. No need to take it so hard."
“Here’s $10, go to Walmart and buy a houseplant. Carry it around to make up for all of that oxygen you waste.”
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