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A canonical list of SCs

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  • Quoth Nunavut Pants View Post
    The story behind that scene is pretty cool. The guy was a PA or some such, and volunteered for the bit.
    He was the AP, not a PA - Associate Producer
    This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
    I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie


    • The Pretty Picker: looks at display case of food and can see that the icing may be a bit cracked or that it is otherwise not perfect. Complains when you won't give it half off/free.

      The disbeliever: You have a sign, the door is locked, the lights are off, and the employees aren't even wearing their uniforms done up all the way...yet they still can't figure out that WE ARE CLOSED ASSHOLES. Confused, they repeatedly try the door, even after being told your closed verbally ... multiple times.
      Don’t worry about what I’m up to. Worry about why you are worried about what I’m up to.