Welcome to the Realm of Satan!

[pzychobitch]

Not to threadjack from the awesomeness of that story, but if I were blasting Slayer over the PA, I'd go with "Seasons in the Abyss" instead. Just because of the awesome riffage.

Close your eyes look deep in your soul step outside yourself and let your mind go.

[Mike Taylor]

Wow, he did more than just burn down that bridge. He blew it up and seeded the area around it with landmines.

Still, that's an epic way to quit.

[HappyFun Ball]

That. Is. Hilarious!

[TowelKing]

That's epic! Best I ever had was a pub playing Slipknot before opening while I was working there. Great way to start the day...

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Thanks for making me cry, guys! (awesome...!)

[RecoveringKinkoid]

It does have a price: Your soul. Bon appetite.

dammit! Coffee! Hot!

[Kristev]

It does have a price: Your soul. Bon appetite.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, that's priceless.

[tropicsgoddess]

Bra-vo!!! That was an epic WIN!!!

[Moirae]

roflmao. Epic. Totally epic. Love it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Not to threadjack from the awesomeness of that story, but if I were blasting Slayer over the PA, I'd go with "Seasons in the Abyss" instead. Just because of the awesome riffage.

[pzychobitch]

Oh my god. That is absolutely EPIC.

[truthless86]

Sadly, I don't know who originally wrote this, but Rapscallion was good enough to give me the go-ahead to repost this classic:

Welcome to the Realm of Satan!
My brother was working at a local Chinese restaurant that played piped Chinese music through their speakers. One day a co-worker of his was going to quit and prepared a just revenge on the annoying customers that frequent the restaurant and on the owners. My brother was called into the dining area to clean up a spill. All the sudden the piped in music stopped and some Slayer came on. The particular song that he chose began with "welcome to the realm of Satan". Right then as if on command an older couple of about 65 or so walked in. Their faces turned white upon hearing the song refrain, immediately turned and walked out of the restaurant. When my brother went back into the kitchen the now ex-employee was rolling on the floor in laughter while the owners stood there screaming at him in Chinese.