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  • Heres a typical British joke

    Due to the credit crunch I'm now shopping in cheaper food outlets. Have you tried the Korean meatballs from Lidl?

    I'm telling you they're the dogs bollocks!
    "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
    set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    English for Americans

    (Probably NSFW if you're in Britain, needs Flash.)
    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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      You know you watch a lot of British TV when you laugh at the joke in the OP without needing any translation!
      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        Hahaha! I got that and didn't need the translation.
        "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

        I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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          You can't have a wiener if you don't have bollocks.
          The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

          Believe dat.

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            Haha! I like using a derivitive of that idiom, the word bollix.

            As in, my co-worker bollixed up the stock order again.
            Suckiness is reinforced up OR down at every transaction. Accepting BS makes them worse for all of us; firm fairness trains them to suck less.

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            • #7
              My boss usually doesn't get jokes, but he got this one. And then told a story about the time his Korean friends tried to keep the meatballs to themselves by claiming they were monkey testicles.

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