A friend of mine who works in a liquor store had someone walk in today who did a complete 360, looking around, then asked "Is this a liquor store?"
This reminded me of the time when I worked in an ice cream shop and a guy came in and said "Do you guys sell ice cream?" and I was like "There's a list of our ice cream flavors a foot from your head."
This while I was working in a place with a sign that clearly said "[Town name] Soft Serve", with a giant 10-foot-tall ice cream cone on top.
Someone asked me today while standing in our lobby "Is this a hotel?"
"Yes."
"What kind of hotel?"
"Um...uh...a rustic hotel?" This seemed to satisfy her.
I swear I didn't make any of these up.
This reminded me of the time when I worked in an ice cream shop and a guy came in and said "Do you guys sell ice cream?" and I was like "There's a list of our ice cream flavors a foot from your head."
This while I was working in a place with a sign that clearly said "[Town name] Soft Serve", with a giant 10-foot-tall ice cream cone on top.
Someone asked me today while standing in our lobby "Is this a hotel?"
"Yes."
"What kind of hotel?"
"Um...uh...a rustic hotel?" This seemed to satisfy her.
I swear I didn't make any of these up.
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