Let's look at the clues here

[crazylegs]

My uniform, in several places, has the word 'Ambulance' written on it. My rucksack has the words 'Response Bag' and 'Defibrillator' on it, another bag has the word 'Oxygen' the final one 'Entonox'. My similarly dressed colleagues were carrying bags/boxes labelled 'Burns Equipment', 'Infection Control' and 'Suction'.

If you have taken all these clues and think we're there to assist with parking then I suggest you need to book an urgent appointment with an optician. If however you just think that because I'm 'the help' that I should do whatever you want then you can take your attitude, roll it up, use some of the lube in my kit bag and shove it up your arse.

[Sheldonrs]

...roll it up, use some of the lube in my kit bag and shove it up your arse.

I'm confused. Is that supposed to be a bad thing? ;-)

[crazylegs]

I'm confused. Is that supposed to be a bad thing? ;-)

The problem is, because her head is so far up her own arse it'll be difficult for anything else to get up there, so it'll sting more than a little.

[XCashier]

If however you just think that because I'm 'the help' that I should do whatever you want then you can take your attitude, roll it up, use some of the lube in my kit bag and shove it up your arse.

No, leave out the lube. Use rubbing alcohol or something similarly stinging.

Some people's attitudes really are appalling, and usually for no good reason or any reason at all. Karma owes that idiot a major reality check and a shoe leather enema.

[frostbitte]

This hurts my brain, even though I don't think there' any pain receptors up there. Ungh!

[morgana]

I don't think I'd even offer her the lube. Sounds dumb enough to just eat it.

[Crossbow]

If you have taken all these clues and think we're there to assist with parking then I suggest you need to book an urgent appointment with an optician.

Not an optician. Astrophysicist. Because someone needs a remedial lesson in the fact that the universe does not actually revolve around them.


Then see if we can ensure that they get hit by a meteorite.

[Mr Hero]

Does this mean that according to SC's, an EMT isn't a "real job" either? I can't seem to figure out what qualifies then.

[Mytical]

Does this mean that according to SC's, an EMT isn't a "real job" either? I can't seem to figure out what qualifies then.

That is actually simple. Whatever job the SC has if they have one. Doesn't matter what job, that is the 'real job'.

[dalesys]

No, leave out the lube. Use rubbing alcohol or something similarly stinging.

Any of these boys would be real good lube. [NSFW]

[XCashier]

Any of these boys would be real good lube. [NSFW]

You're not too likely to see any of that, or this, in an EMT's bag, though. I was trying to think of something an ambulance would carry that would be severely nasty if used as lube.

[Pixilated]

My uniform, in several places, has the word 'Ambulance' written on it. My rucksack has the words 'Response Bag' and 'Defibrillator' on it, another bag has the word 'Oxygen' the final one 'Entonox'. My similarly dressed colleagues were carrying bags/boxes labelled 'Burns Equipment', 'Infection Control' and 'Suction'.

If you have taken all these clues and think we're there to assist with parking then I suggest you need to book an urgent appointment with an optician a remedial basic literacy course. *snip*

Fixed that.

[Argabarga]

Could be worse, you could always be stopped and blocked/physically restrained by someone who doesn't think you're a REAL paramedic and is heroically protecting everyone else from the "Fake" who's up to no good. Their "proof" often something trivial, usually based on something they saw on TV, like wearing the wrong color shirt, blue instead of white, or not having an ID card with your name on it that SPECIFICALLY says you are allowed to be where you are right now.

I've had it happen to me, and it required police intervention to make the overly suspicious person leave me be and do my job.

[Gilhelmi]

Could be worse, you could always be stopped and blocked/physically restrained by someone who doesn't think you're a REAL paramedic and is heroically protecting everyone else from the "Fake" who's up to no good. Their "proof" often something trivial, usually based on something they saw on TV, like wearing the wrong color shirt, blue instead of white, or not having an ID card with your name on it that SPECIFICALLY says you are allowed to be where you are right now.

I've had it happen to me, and it required police intervention to make the overly suspicious person leave me be and do my job.

If someone stopped a paramedic (or anyone) from trying to help me. I would sue that person.

Did the police arrest the person? I know in some places it is a crime to interfere with emergency personnel.

[Amina516]

That is actually simple. Whatever job the SC has if they have one. Doesn't matter what job, that is the 'real job'.

Quoted for truth.