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Guy called us, complaining that there's a car parked at his apartment with no permit.
We informed him that there's nothing we can do until Wednesday, as that particular unit has been shut off by the owners until then so new/returning students can move in. At 8am sharp this Wednesday, it will turn back on and we can start towing. But for now, there's nothing we can do.
No, we can't tow him, the lot is off
No, we can't tow him, the lot is off
The LOT ..... IS...... OFF
No, you can't call the cops on him, they'll just have you call us and we'll just tell you what were telling you now, the LOT IS OFF
Yes, I don't doubt that you pay a lot for your space, but the lot is off for now.
What part of this aren't you getting?
No, we can't tow anyone from there because IT'S OFF
It's off..... "what does that mean?" you say, it means IT'S OFF AND NO TOWING WILL HAPPEN
No, you can't file a complaint with us, there's nothing to complain about with us, IT'S OFF, it's beyond our control. Talk to the landlord, they're the ones that tell us when we can and cannot tow from there.
No, we can't call the cops and get you permission to park somewhere else
No, we aren't "ignoring" you
No, we are not "not caring about the situation*
We are just a little handcuffed here by the fact that the lot owner has SHUT OFF THAT LOT.
Oh, and this was just the initial phonecall, that ate up 20 minutes before we decided there was just no way to penetrate that lead-shielded peanut he has for a brain with our puny logic waves, so we hung up on him.
We ignored the SEVENTEEN messages he proceeded to leave on the answering machine after that.
since we were NOT picking up that number (thank you caller ID)
We gave the towing manager a heads up that he's probably going to get a phonecall tomorrow morning complaining about our refusal to tow from a shut off lot, and to be ready for it.
It's a good thing I have the day off, because the manager left in somewhat of a foul mood this afternoon, and I have no doubt he'll react somewhat poorly to this news.....
Like, you ever see one of those anime episodes, where you piss off a guy enough that he starts glowing like a gambling casino, and screaming with enough force to cause big chunks of the earth around him to detach and float up towards the sky? Yeah, that's pretty much what I think's gonna happen....
We informed him that there's nothing we can do until Wednesday, as that particular unit has been shut off by the owners until then so new/returning students can move in. At 8am sharp this Wednesday, it will turn back on and we can start towing. But for now, there's nothing we can do.
No, we can't tow him, the lot is off
No, we can't tow him, the lot is off
The LOT ..... IS...... OFF
No, you can't call the cops on him, they'll just have you call us and we'll just tell you what were telling you now, the LOT IS OFF
Yes, I don't doubt that you pay a lot for your space, but the lot is off for now.
What part of this aren't you getting?
No, we can't tow anyone from there because IT'S OFF
It's off..... "what does that mean?" you say, it means IT'S OFF AND NO TOWING WILL HAPPEN
No, you can't file a complaint with us, there's nothing to complain about with us, IT'S OFF, it's beyond our control. Talk to the landlord, they're the ones that tell us when we can and cannot tow from there.
No, we can't call the cops and get you permission to park somewhere else
No, we aren't "ignoring" you
No, we are not "not caring about the situation*
We are just a little handcuffed here by the fact that the lot owner has SHUT OFF THAT LOT.
Oh, and this was just the initial phonecall, that ate up 20 minutes before we decided there was just no way to penetrate that lead-shielded peanut he has for a brain with our puny logic waves, so we hung up on him.
We ignored the SEVENTEEN messages he proceeded to leave on the answering machine after that.
since we were NOT picking up that number (thank you caller ID)We gave the towing manager a heads up that he's probably going to get a phonecall tomorrow morning complaining about our refusal to tow from a shut off lot, and to be ready for it.
It's a good thing I have the day off, because the manager left in somewhat of a foul mood this afternoon, and I have no doubt he'll react somewhat poorly to this news.....
Like, you ever see one of those anime episodes, where you piss off a guy enough that he starts glowing like a gambling casino, and screaming with enough force to cause big chunks of the earth around him to detach and float up towards the sky? Yeah, that's pretty much what I think's gonna happen....
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