I was putting towels away today (a new range - ooh!) and over the tannoy I heard"
"This is a customer and [retail slave] announcement. We are about to test our fire alarm system. It will ring for a few seconds only. There is no need to evacuate the store."
Now, they put out this call twice within thirty seconds, so people will hear it.
Fast forward about ten seconds.
*le siren*
Pyrophobe: FIRE! FIRE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Pyrophobe then proceeds to shove her trolley with force into a end display a CW who I will call Fets is working on. Fets is a petite girl and the force knocks the display over and sends her tumbling arse over tit on top of them. Thank God it was nappies (diapers for children of the colonies) and not something hard.
After this, pyrophobe then runs out of the store screaming.
"This is a customer and [retail slave] announcement. We are about to test our fire alarm system. It will ring for a few seconds only. There is no need to evacuate the store."
Now, they put out this call twice within thirty seconds, so people will hear it.
Fast forward about ten seconds.
*le siren*
Pyrophobe: FIRE! FIRE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Pyrophobe then proceeds to shove her trolley with force into a end display a CW who I will call Fets is working on. Fets is a petite girl and the force knocks the display over and sends her tumbling arse over tit on top of them. Thank God it was nappies (diapers for children of the colonies) and not something hard.
After this, pyrophobe then runs out of the store screaming.
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