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  • "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

    An oldie but goody, from my department store days.

    I worked in the women's section and it is important to note that this particular day I wore all black. A woman comes in with two kids, a little boy in a stroller and a little girl running loose. Yes, running. I'm used to this and think nothing of it until it begins.

    "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

    I look over in shock and there sits the culprit. It's the little boy (who must have been six or seven, old enough to know better), grinning hugely and making a noise like a siren at the top of his lungs. Does his mother do anything? Would I be writing this if she had? Of course not. The dear woman continues shopping, heedless of her son's keening cries and her daughter's rampant treatment of her fixtures as playground equipment.

    After about fifteen minutes of this and numerous glares from other shoppers at me for doing nothing, I go over there and politely ask the woman to quiet her darling as he is disturbing the other guests. She tells him to shush and moves on. One minute later. . .it begins again. And again, she ignores it. So I go over there again.

    Me: A mere 18 year old
    SC: Woman without a brain
    SS: Son who enjoyed his own voice too much
    CSM: My manager

    Me: Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but can you please keep your son quiet?
    SC: He's just being a kid.
    Me: He's being too loud and other customers are complaining.
    SC: That's too bad! He's just being a kid.
    Me: *lost all patience* This is not a playground, it's a store. He can be a kid there, not here.
    SC: Fine, if we're not welcome here we'll leave! *takes her munchkins and DOES NOT LEAVE THE STORE but proceeds to Jewelry and Shoes where he continues his "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" and no other employees have the backbone to tell them to shut up and leave*

    *An hour later*

    Me: *folding shirts*
    CSM: Hey, Adarhysenthe, what was D (co-worker) wearing today?
    Me: Um, black or navy blue.
    CSM: Oh. *sighs in exasperation*
    Me: Why? *had to ask*
    CSM: Oh we got a phone call from a woman complaining that one of the workers in women's had yelled at her and her kids for just being kids and being extremely rude, blah blah. She said they were wearing red.
    Me: *glances down at my all black and somber attire* Well I'm not wearing red, but that was me. *explain the situation*
    CSM: It was her kid that was doing that?? I heard them all the way in Kid's! *which is as far from women's as our floorspace allowed* And yeah, I think her rage colored her idea of you. *grins at the bad joke* Carry on then. *walks off*

  • #2
    It's never their perfect little angel's fault is it? After all, she is a perfect parent. It is all about the rude employee and every other rude person shopping in the store.

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    • #3
      Y'know it's stories like this one that make me fear for my sanity once I'm actually done school. I'm going to be a teacher and that means I'll have to deal with Sucky Parents blaming their kids problems on everything but themselves a great deal.

      ...good to know my years of customer service experience will serve me for the rest of my life.

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      • #4
        It makes me wonder...maybe the woman was deaf? Then again, she heard me fine. How could she stand to be so close to that shrill screech??

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        • #5
          Quoth adarhysenthe View Post
          How could she stand to be so close to that shrill screech??
          The same way I no longer hear the train that goes roaring by my house. Selective hearing built up by repetition.
          Last edited by Rapscallion; 04-18-2007, 08:43 PM.

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          • #6
            I've always wanted to get these people's phone numbers, call them up at three in the morning, and as soon as they answer:

            "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

            How do you like it NOW?

            If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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            • #7
              Oh God, I hate screaming kids! Usually when I see them at the store, they're doing that because they WANT! WANT! WANT! some candy or toys.

              Waaaaait... why was a 6 year old in a stroller?

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              • #8
                A friend has a large sized stroller that she uses for her 7 year old non verbal autistic son so she will not loose him while she is shopping.

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                • #9
                  It just makes you wish you had a pacifier or candy or something to shove in the little darlings mouth and make them shut up doesn't it? I like to call pacifiers "plugs"

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                  • #10
                    I hate when people refuse to give parenting to their children and let them do what they want.. but what I hate even more is when someone has bad parenting... example:

                    Back in the day (which was a Wednesday, for those who didn't know), I worked in the men's athletic department at our local Navy Exchange... I was trying to look busy and this lady walked into my dept with a baby... this baby couldn't have been more then a couple of months old and it was crying... not even very loud.... she started off with "shhhhhh's" and "its ok's".. ya know, the norm.. and she's looking around at stuff and the baby didn't stop and all of the sudden the lady turned bright red and started screaming at the baby "AWW BOO HOO!! YOUR LIFE IS JUST SO HORRIBLE ISN'T IT?! WHAT, WITH PEOPLE WAITING ON YOU HAND AND FOOT AND DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU?! SHUT UP!! GOD!"

                    Myself, and everyone else around were like .... I couldn't beleive she would scream at a little baby like that!! I would hate to see what she does when that baby grows up... Some people just don't need to be parents!
                    "I've come to realize that ever since I started working, everyday is a little bit worse then the day before...so that means every day is the worst day of my life..."
                    - Office Space

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                    • #11
                      Quoth FuckYouForCalling View Post
                      Myself, and everyone else around were like .... I couldn't beleive she would scream at a little baby like that!! I would hate to see what she does when that baby grows up... Some people just don't need to be parents!
                      If the baby was only a month or two old my guess is she had severe Post Natal Depression.

                      No, it doesn't make it right.
                      "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

                      ~TechSmith 314
                      HellGate: London

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                      • #12
                        Wow.. of course in hindsight she herself created more noise pollution than the child did.

                        I think from now on I'm going to be a wee bit more careful as to where I wear Maddox's "Failed Parent" shirt.
                        "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth F**kYouForCalling View Post
                          Myself, and everyone else around were like .... I couldn't beleive she would scream at a little baby like that!! I would hate to see what she does when that baby grows up... Some people just don't need to be parents!
                          I'd worry about what she might do when she's alone at home with the baby. I'd say Night Angel probably is on the right track with that one.

                          I stopped at Target this afternoon after work and my first stop was the cleaning products area, which is across from the baby stuff. I could hear crying, and at first I thought it was a little one, which I can deal with, and then I thought it was an older kid whining, which I can't deal with. I finally saw them and saw it was a baby in the front of the cart in a baby seat, less than a year old, and a kid maybe around 4 in the back of the cart. I could hear the baby crying almost the whole time I was there, and the older kid periodically whining and acting up. Mom was pretty calm about it all, talking to the baby and stuff, and letting the older one know what's what (without yelling) when he started up, but at some point I think it's time to pick up the kid and try to really comfort her.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #14
                            Why can't I ever be another customer when these "selective hearing" parents are in the store? I swear, just once I wanna walk up to the screaming kid, dressed like this , and scream, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! just to see if it'll work. The getup would be nice, but it would still be satisfying on one of my normal days, too xD.

                            P.S. I don't normally dress like that, but it is me. (when my hair was shorter)
                            If ignorance is bliss, no wonder I'm so unhappy.

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                            • #15
                              OMG! It's Marilyn Manson!
                              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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