Got an unusual request for a tow today, the requesting agency wasn't a motor club, it was Enterprise Rent A Car.
The pickup location was "residence A"
The drop off location was "airport"
The "additional notes" section had the REAL gold nugget though, it said:
If unit is not at address, contact "Person X" at xxx-xxx-xxxx
If no answer at number, call "Person X" employer at xxx-xxx-xxxx
If no answer at either number, contact police and report vehicle stolen.
Yup, Person X apparently rented that car several MONTHS ago, for what was supposed to be a 4 DAY rental, and has been, ahem, deferring returning it for quite some time.
I just don't get what makes people tick sometimes, or tock for that matter, but I DO understand the little bells and cuckoo birds that I occasionally hear when a rock-solid master plan like renting a car and NOT PAYING for it comes together.
Sadly anticlimactic, car was where they said it would be, so no trip to the Graybar Hotel for our intrepid scofflaw.
Not that they escaped unharmed
I can only imagine the scorched and slightly-radioactive mess that the rental agency turned that poor deadbeat's credit rating into, though..... what's the half-life on 256 Moronium? Probably more than a few years.
The pickup location was "residence A"
The drop off location was "airport"
The "additional notes" section had the REAL gold nugget though, it said:
If unit is not at address, contact "Person X" at xxx-xxx-xxxx
If no answer at number, call "Person X" employer at xxx-xxx-xxxx
If no answer at either number, contact police and report vehicle stolen.
Yup, Person X apparently rented that car several MONTHS ago, for what was supposed to be a 4 DAY rental, and has been, ahem, deferring returning it for quite some time.
I just don't get what makes people tick sometimes, or tock for that matter, but I DO understand the little bells and cuckoo birds that I occasionally hear when a rock-solid master plan like renting a car and NOT PAYING for it comes together.
Sadly anticlimactic, car was where they said it would be, so no trip to the Graybar Hotel for our intrepid scofflaw.
Not that they escaped unharmed
I can only imagine the scorched and slightly-radioactive mess that the rental agency turned that poor deadbeat's credit rating into, though..... what's the half-life on 256 Moronium? Probably more than a few years.
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