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    Today I worked a mid-shift where I was just basically covering breaks and whatever else the managers wanted done. Overall the day was just kind of hectic. Just about towards the end of my day I had to deal with this person on the phone. The manager was busy so she asked me to take the call. If only I had known!! If only!

    Me: Blah blah how can I help you?

    Scale Lady: I need to know what kind of scales you have and how much they are.

    Me: Okay, would you mind holding so I can check on that?

    SL: Well, can't you take the phone with you?

    Me: (I felt my brain stop with that question.) Uh, no I can't.

    She muttered something but I talked over her and put her on hold. I check on the two kinds of scales we have in stock and head back to the phone. Just as I'm heading back it's ringing again and another co-worker answers it who has no idea it was someone already on hold. I walk up and ask if it's the Scale Lady and I take the phone.

    Me: We have two scales. One is $80 and the other is $21.

    SL: Well, what the difference between the two?

    Me: One give you all kinds of info and the other is just a basic scale.

    SL: Well, I don't need something that gives me all that info. How much are they again?

    Me: $80 and $21.

    SL: Well, I was already told that you had several scales ranging in price from $8 to $40 dollars and now you're telling that was wrong.

    Me: Well, yes we just have the two.

    After some more muttering I get her off the phone. Then the co-worker that answered the phone told me of her encounter with the Scale Lady.

    Co-Worker: Blah blah standard speil

    SL: Well, you're the third person I've talked to so maybe I'll get some help.

    Co-Worker:

    After this whole encounter I talked to the manager and told her what a bitch that lady was. We tried to figure out why she was so angry. Then the manager remembered that she called the lady...Sir. She said that the caller sounded like a man. Yeah, she did have a gruff voice.

    Then I went on break and had a big ass chocolate cupcake with chocolate icing.
    I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.

  • #2
    Quoth Trixie View Post
    Then I went on break and had a big ass chocolate cupcake with chocolate icing.
    ...and all was right with the world again.

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    • #3
      You just reminded me of Pippa's Song (by Robert Browning).
      THE year 's at the spring,
      And day 's at the morn;
      Morning 's at seven;
      The hill-side 's dew-pearl'd;
      The lark 's on the wing;
      The snail 's on the thorn;
      God 's in His heaven—
      All 's right with the world!

      We just need to add a line about big-ass chocolate cupcakes.
      Seshat's self-help guide:
      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

      "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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      • #4
        Because really, there's nothing that a big ass chocolate cupcake can't make better.
        I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.

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        • #5
          Quoth Trixie View Post
          Because really, there's nothing that a big ass chocolate cupcake can't make better.
          Every breakroom should be stocked with them. And I can see the advertising slogan:

          "Big Ass Chocolate Cupcakes! For when you have to deal with the big asses in your life!"
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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          • #6
            NEW, from the company that brought you Ass Cupcakes: BIG ASS CUPCAKES! Buy one today!

            ~ I like cup CAKES and I cannot lie! You other bakers can't de-NY! When they bring those in wit' a itty bitty tray and some frosting on the way, I get YUM! ~
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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            • #7
              Oh yeah, I think we're on to something here!
              I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.

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              • #8
                If the members of this forum could start a company. We would be well off in 3 years, and rich in 10.
                I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

                What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Trixie View Post
                  Then I went on break and had a big ass chocolate cupcake with chocolate icing.
                  And there was much rejoicing (yaaaaaay...) /montypython
                  Violets are blue,
                  Roses are red,
                  I bequeath to thee...
                  A boot to the head >_>

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Gilhelmi View Post
                    If the members of this forum could start a company. We would be well off in 3 years, and rich in 10.
                    I'll do whatever writing I can.

                    Maybe converting Pippa's Song to Cupcake Song.
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Gilhelmi View Post
                      If the members of this forum could start a company. We would be well off in 3 years, and rich in 10.
                      Given our experiences,I should think we would be absolute masters at pest eradication services
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                        Given our experiences,I should think we would be absolute masters at pest eradication services
                        Our preferred method is to KILL IT WITH FIRE!

                        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                        There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                          Our preferred method is to KILL IT WITH FIRE!

                          Or explosives.

                          And that depends on several things, first of which would be what species of pest are we dealing with.
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #14
                            I don't need cupcakes. I have you guys!
                            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                              Our preferred method is to KILL IT WITH FIRE!

                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              Or explosives.

                              And that depends on several things, first of which would be what species of pest are we dealing with.
                              I am quite skilled with both, actually.

                              legally, I should point out. I learned safety about both in the US Army. I am not insane. Just like to point that out, I know I sometimes come across a bit 'eccentric'
                              I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

                              What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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