I swear to God, I think that I am being punked at my second job.
Three customers in the same night.
Customer 1: Do you guys sell 7-11 brand chips?
We are not 7-11, we have no affiliation with 7-11, our name is in no way similar to 7-11, our color schemes are in no way similar, we have our own store brand (which you are holding in your hand), why would you think we carry a competitor's brand?
Customer 2: Do you guys take the Smith's rewards card?
Umm... seriously, again? We are not Smith's, we are not affiliated with them, we are several miles away from the closest one. Not only that, but we have our own rewards card, which I see in your wallet... why would we take a rewards card that competes with our own?
Customer 3: Why won't my card work? *holding out Chevron card*
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR INABILITY TO READ A SIMPLE SIGN! WE AREN'T CHEVRON, SO OF COURSE THE CHEVRON CARD WON'T WORK YOU MOUTH BREATHING SIMPLETON!
And breath...
Three customers in the same night.
Customer 1: Do you guys sell 7-11 brand chips?
We are not 7-11, we have no affiliation with 7-11, our name is in no way similar to 7-11, our color schemes are in no way similar, we have our own store brand (which you are holding in your hand), why would you think we carry a competitor's brand?
Customer 2: Do you guys take the Smith's rewards card?
Umm... seriously, again? We are not Smith's, we are not affiliated with them, we are several miles away from the closest one. Not only that, but we have our own rewards card, which I see in your wallet... why would we take a rewards card that competes with our own?
Customer 3: Why won't my card work? *holding out Chevron card*
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR INABILITY TO READ A SIMPLE SIGN! WE AREN'T CHEVRON, SO OF COURSE THE CHEVRON CARD WON'T WORK YOU MOUTH BREATHING SIMPLETON!
And breath...
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