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    The frequency with which I ring up women who use their bra as a wallet is not surprising. The funny part is when they lose the money and go digging for it. Giving themselves what amounts to a self breast exam and down blousing themselves in public in front of strangers.

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    No videos....what a disappointment
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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    • #3
      I've seen a few of those signs around here now that it's hitting 90-95 highs. Yes honey, you have an amazing rack and you clearly don't mind putting it on display digging for five bucks, but no, I don't want that sweaty bill. Nuuuuuuu.

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      • #4
        If she's hot I have no problem with it. The problem is that usually she's not.

        That's one reason I post in the booze club a lot.
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        • #5
          I just started doing the Final Fantasy games a couple years ago (I'm kind of a late bloomer on the RPG genre) and in Final Fantasy 10 (2001) when the character Lulu uses an Item she does indeed pull it out of her cleavage So I guess even video games like to do this too sometimes.

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          • #6
            That's just something I will never understand. The only thing I keep in my bra is my boobs. Even if I'm just running into a place for a quick trip I just take my purse because I'd rather have it with me than anywhere else.
            I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.

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            • #7
              TV Tropes calls this the Victoria's Secret Compartment.

              I hate that, too. I'm not a fan of warm, damp currency regardless of storage compartment, though. Even if it was just in a normal pocket, it just feels icky. Thankfully, the last time I was cashiering, we had plenty of hand sanitizer available, and I did use it in such situations.
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              • #8
                Keeps it out of the reach of pickpockets
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                • #9
                  I don't care if she's Chole Kardashian, if a woman has enough on top to hold money, she shouldn't put it there. Skin pressed against skin sweats. I don't want to touch your body fluids. There's this amazing invention called a purse. Use it.
                  "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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                  • #10
                    Women's clothing frequently lacks pockets, and when it does have pockets, they're often not actually useful. 'Too small to hold a wallet' is common.

                    I have seriously considered making myself a pocket to attach to my bras: line the surface that connects to the bras with sweat wicking, then waterproof fabric. Make it big enough to hold a small wallet and my most critical keys.

                    One of the main reasons I don't is threads like this one. I don't want to squick out cashiers.
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                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Seshat View Post
                      Women's clothing frequently lacks pockets, and when it does have pockets, they're often not actually useful. 'Too small to hold a wallet' is common.
                      At work, most of my dress pants lack pockets so if I'm running luggage or whatever to a room and get tipped, I don't have a pocket to put it in. When I'm in the elevator the cash gets tucked in the bra until break time when it can be retrieved and go into the wallet.

                      Of course, this is just a temporary measure until I can get to my purse. When I'm shopping, I typically have my purse and wallet with me so I don't have to go fishing through my cleavage.

                      (That said, it's awesome when you're in the back putting your tips away and your male boss suddenly walks in to find you with your hand down your shirt. )
                      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                      • #12
                        only thing i've put down my bra was my phone. i'd be too afraid of losing my cash...

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                        • #13
                          Why not add a pocket on the inside of the waistband of pants? Put the money away when you're in the elevator or otherwise out of sight of guests. If you wear a jacket as part of your work uniform, a hidden pocket on the inside of the jacket could work too. Keeps money away from skin and you don't have to stick things in body parts. Reaching into your cleavage is REALLY not professional.
                          "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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                          • #14
                            Quoth WishfulSpirit View Post
                            Why not add a pocket on the inside of the waistband of pants? Put the money away when you're in the elevator or otherwise out of sight of guests.
                            I lack sewing skills (and the time to sew...I have a stack of sh*t to attempt to mend little things that I have not gotten around to for weeks...), and some of the pocket-less pants are work-issued and no modifications allowed on those.
                            Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                              I lack sewing skills (and the time to sew...I have a stack of sh*t to attempt to mend little things that I have not gotten around to for weeks...), and some of the pocket-less pants are work-issued and no modifications allowed on those.
                              money belt?
                              "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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