get within 100 yards of a retail store.
/BG Yes I know I've not been home long,but hey.. SCs seem to gravitate toward me. I am having problems walking (due to being laid up in bed for a long time). I also have a Handicap sticker (this is key). I am sick, in pain, and have never really been one to put up with SC's. /BG
Me and my parents (who are also my caretakers) park at Wally world to try to find me something that doesn't taste like a combination of metal and what certain primates are known to throw (seriously.. almost everything taste horrible right now). My sticker is up, but it takes awhile for me to get out. I need help standing and a woman that weighs 135 and an 82 year old man have to try to lift me out of the vehicle. this takes awhile. Once I stand..I am ok for awhile, but standing is .. an issue.
So as they are tugging away at me (I do feel sorry for them, must be like trying to move a mountain) and I hear a loud beep. I look behind our vehicle and lo and behold there is a rather large truck with a handicap plate.. I was confused as to why they beeped, but at first thought maybe mom and dad knew them.
Then I hear "Hurry up and move, some of us have to shop." Me being me, I gave them the benefit of the doubt..maybe they thought I was going IN the vehicle not coming out of it. So..I said "We just got here, we are going shopping". Matter should have been settled... if it had been.. would I be posting this? Of course not.
"Is it going to take long?" came the same voice. Hmm, let me check my Magic Eight Ball (pun fully intended). All signs point to yes, because even though they have carts I can ride, I have to make it TOO the carts. Since I currently am walking like a Cowboy who bullride, and specifically one that has recently been riding for a week straight with no rest.. we are here for the long haul.
So I answered .. and got a loud beep, then the truck took off squealing tires. Now I know this encounter was not horrible. If I was not sick and in pain, I doubt it would have made it here.. however, the truth does not require somebody liking the answer. So to that SC, you are not the center of the Universe..heck no human is.. so go take a long ride off a very very short pier.
/BG Yes I know I've not been home long,but hey.. SCs seem to gravitate toward me. I am having problems walking (due to being laid up in bed for a long time). I also have a Handicap sticker (this is key). I am sick, in pain, and have never really been one to put up with SC's. /BG
Me and my parents (who are also my caretakers) park at Wally world to try to find me something that doesn't taste like a combination of metal and what certain primates are known to throw (seriously.. almost everything taste horrible right now). My sticker is up, but it takes awhile for me to get out. I need help standing and a woman that weighs 135 and an 82 year old man have to try to lift me out of the vehicle. this takes awhile. Once I stand..I am ok for awhile, but standing is .. an issue.
So as they are tugging away at me (I do feel sorry for them, must be like trying to move a mountain) and I hear a loud beep. I look behind our vehicle and lo and behold there is a rather large truck with a handicap plate.. I was confused as to why they beeped, but at first thought maybe mom and dad knew them.
Then I hear "Hurry up and move, some of us have to shop." Me being me, I gave them the benefit of the doubt..maybe they thought I was going IN the vehicle not coming out of it. So..I said "We just got here, we are going shopping". Matter should have been settled... if it had been.. would I be posting this? Of course not.
"Is it going to take long?" came the same voice. Hmm, let me check my Magic Eight Ball (pun fully intended). All signs point to yes, because even though they have carts I can ride, I have to make it TOO the carts. Since I currently am walking like a Cowboy who bullride, and specifically one that has recently been riding for a week straight with no rest.. we are here for the long haul.
So I answered .. and got a loud beep, then the truck took off squealing tires. Now I know this encounter was not horrible. If I was not sick and in pain, I doubt it would have made it here.. however, the truth does not require somebody liking the answer. So to that SC, you are not the center of the Universe..heck no human is.. so go take a long ride off a very very short pier.
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