The SCs just keep hunting me down...
Yeah...uh huh...suuuure they did
You might remember last time I mentioned the annoying mystery rep who makes outlandish promises to customers and NEVER notes accounts? Well it seems he has at least one accomplice.
I took a call from a guy who said a rep named Roger had told him that, for some inexplicable reason, we were going to move up the upgrade eligibility on all three of his lines.
Now ok, we do SOMETIMES move up upgrade eligibility on one, maybe even two lines IF the eligibility date is say, less than a month away.
His eligibility date was February 2016.
Here's where it gets more aggravating for me. There are actually notes in the account from two days ago. He did indeed talk to someone named Roger BUT Rogers notes make NO mention of this amazing upgrade deal.
As most of you should know by now, the golden rule around here is: If it isn't in the notes, it didn't happen.
Now the guy has been with us 10 years and has a decent account history and he's being respectable with me so I decide to help him out by giving him a few options:
1) I will offer an immediate upgrade on ONE of the lines
2) I will offer to waive his next upgrade fee on all three lines but not move up the eligibility
3) I will offer him a one time $150 credit for the inconvenience of this whole situation
Then suddenly his SC mode activates...
Now I am "insulting" him by only offering to do one line. My upgrade fee waiver offer is "a joke" and that $150 credit? He makes over twice that much every single day. Apparently if I'm going to offer a credit, I better make it worth his while.
I reiterated with him that the options I gave him were, in my opinion, pretty generous given the situation and I couldn't do any better.
Unacceptable he says, now he wants to me to give him three free upgrades or he's cancelling and going to Short Run Wireless.
Sorry I wasn't able to help you today sir, on what day would you like those cancellations effective?
*click*
How to get on my bad side FAST
I took over a call from a rep who happens to be a good friend of mine. She's usually unflappable but she almost lost her composure on this guy.
Why? He cut her off, refused to say anything more to her and demanded to speak "with a white man".
Oh hellllll no.
First of all, the rep in question is african american but her voice, especially on customer service calls, is relatively neutral. It could just as easily belong to a white rep or an asian rep or a latina rep.
So I get on with him, fix his problem (which was something ridiculously minor, he just wanted to know how to get his phone into a certain mode) and let him know in no uncertain terms this is 2015, <red checkmark> employs people of all different races and backgrounds and it is completely unacceptable to demand to speak to a white man. I explained going forward, even if he makes that demand again, there will be no expectation on us to honor it.
After I ended the call I put some lovely notes on that account.
In which I channel Darth Vader
A woman had $150 in data overages on her bill. That sucks, but 4 lines on a 6GB plan is just asking for trouble, especially with teenagers.
So, she gets talking to my rep who very graciously offers her $75 or half off, those data charges. Charges which mind you, are 100% valid and she really shouldn't be getting any off.
Of course $75 isn't good enough, she wants the whole thing so she gets to me, during the call this ensues....
Me: So you can understand why we can't give you the full $150 but I'm more than happy to offer you $60.
SC: Only $60?? the guy before you said $75!
Me: Yes he did. We are talking about a discretionary credit here. He was willing to offer you $75, I'm not.
SC: That's b**lshit! Give me my $75!
Me: I apologize but any offers made by a rep don't apply once a manager comes on the call. The offer is $60.
SC: Well, can you put me on the phone with that rep again?
(Nice try...)
Me: I'm afraid not. Once a call goes to a manager it stays with a manager. Besides, he's on another call already.
SC: You'll only give me $60?
Me: Correct.
SC: You know what? Just...screw you! I'm going to keep calling back until I get my $75!! *click*
I immediately added notes to the account:
BEWARE! Customer is fishing for credits. DO NOT offer more than $60 on the data charges!!
The coolest thing is, if someone ignores my warning and gives her more anyway, guess who has the power to go in the system and reverse it?
I'll be checking that account in the morning for sure.
Emergency you say?
Ok sir, let's review here:
1) You claim to be in a near life or death situation but won't tell me what it is
2) You have a prepaid phone with no money left on it
3) Despite the fact you CAN call 911 from any phone, money or not, that's not good enough
4) You want me to credit your account so you can call other people because it's an "emergency"
5) You openly admit to not having any money to add minutes
6) I can see in the account notes this is apparently the 3rd "emergency" you've had in the past three weeks.
The other reps weren't dumb enough to give you credit and neither am I. Buh Bye now, but thanks for playing.
You really don't get this whole TIME thing do you?
Ok I get it. Your phones not working, your phone sucks, you want another phone.
I can help with you that but no matter how much you scream at me I will NOT authorize a warranty claim on a device that's been out of warranty for TWO and a HALF years! Why? Because that's just not how ONE YEAR warranties work.
No, you can't get a free phone.
Oh, now we're being unfair and you're going to take your business to D-Mobile? Well, go right ahead. We'll be better off without you anyway.
Yeah...uh huh...suuuure they did
You might remember last time I mentioned the annoying mystery rep who makes outlandish promises to customers and NEVER notes accounts? Well it seems he has at least one accomplice.
I took a call from a guy who said a rep named Roger had told him that, for some inexplicable reason, we were going to move up the upgrade eligibility on all three of his lines.
Now ok, we do SOMETIMES move up upgrade eligibility on one, maybe even two lines IF the eligibility date is say, less than a month away.
His eligibility date was February 2016.
Here's where it gets more aggravating for me. There are actually notes in the account from two days ago. He did indeed talk to someone named Roger BUT Rogers notes make NO mention of this amazing upgrade deal.
As most of you should know by now, the golden rule around here is: If it isn't in the notes, it didn't happen.
Now the guy has been with us 10 years and has a decent account history and he's being respectable with me so I decide to help him out by giving him a few options:
1) I will offer an immediate upgrade on ONE of the lines
2) I will offer to waive his next upgrade fee on all three lines but not move up the eligibility
3) I will offer him a one time $150 credit for the inconvenience of this whole situation
Then suddenly his SC mode activates...
Now I am "insulting" him by only offering to do one line. My upgrade fee waiver offer is "a joke" and that $150 credit? He makes over twice that much every single day. Apparently if I'm going to offer a credit, I better make it worth his while.
I reiterated with him that the options I gave him were, in my opinion, pretty generous given the situation and I couldn't do any better.
Unacceptable he says, now he wants to me to give him three free upgrades or he's cancelling and going to Short Run Wireless.
Sorry I wasn't able to help you today sir, on what day would you like those cancellations effective?
*click*
How to get on my bad side FAST
I took over a call from a rep who happens to be a good friend of mine. She's usually unflappable but she almost lost her composure on this guy.
Why? He cut her off, refused to say anything more to her and demanded to speak "with a white man".
Oh hellllll no.
First of all, the rep in question is african american but her voice, especially on customer service calls, is relatively neutral. It could just as easily belong to a white rep or an asian rep or a latina rep.
So I get on with him, fix his problem (which was something ridiculously minor, he just wanted to know how to get his phone into a certain mode) and let him know in no uncertain terms this is 2015, <red checkmark> employs people of all different races and backgrounds and it is completely unacceptable to demand to speak to a white man. I explained going forward, even if he makes that demand again, there will be no expectation on us to honor it.
After I ended the call I put some lovely notes on that account.
In which I channel Darth Vader
A woman had $150 in data overages on her bill. That sucks, but 4 lines on a 6GB plan is just asking for trouble, especially with teenagers.
So, she gets talking to my rep who very graciously offers her $75 or half off, those data charges. Charges which mind you, are 100% valid and she really shouldn't be getting any off.
Of course $75 isn't good enough, she wants the whole thing so she gets to me, during the call this ensues....
Me: So you can understand why we can't give you the full $150 but I'm more than happy to offer you $60.
SC: Only $60?? the guy before you said $75!
Me: Yes he did. We are talking about a discretionary credit here. He was willing to offer you $75, I'm not.
SC: That's b**lshit! Give me my $75!
Me: I apologize but any offers made by a rep don't apply once a manager comes on the call. The offer is $60.
SC: Well, can you put me on the phone with that rep again?
(Nice try...)
Me: I'm afraid not. Once a call goes to a manager it stays with a manager. Besides, he's on another call already.
SC: You'll only give me $60?
Me: Correct.
SC: You know what? Just...screw you! I'm going to keep calling back until I get my $75!! *click*
I immediately added notes to the account:
BEWARE! Customer is fishing for credits. DO NOT offer more than $60 on the data charges!!
The coolest thing is, if someone ignores my warning and gives her more anyway, guess who has the power to go in the system and reverse it?
I'll be checking that account in the morning for sure.
Emergency you say?
Ok sir, let's review here:
1) You claim to be in a near life or death situation but won't tell me what it is
2) You have a prepaid phone with no money left on it
3) Despite the fact you CAN call 911 from any phone, money or not, that's not good enough
4) You want me to credit your account so you can call other people because it's an "emergency"
5) You openly admit to not having any money to add minutes
6) I can see in the account notes this is apparently the 3rd "emergency" you've had in the past three weeks.
The other reps weren't dumb enough to give you credit and neither am I. Buh Bye now, but thanks for playing.
You really don't get this whole TIME thing do you?
Ok I get it. Your phones not working, your phone sucks, you want another phone.
I can help with you that but no matter how much you scream at me I will NOT authorize a warranty claim on a device that's been out of warranty for TWO and a HALF years! Why? Because that's just not how ONE YEAR warranties work.
No, you can't get a free phone.
Oh, now we're being unfair and you're going to take your business to D-Mobile? Well, go right ahead. We'll be better off without you anyway.
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