Very hypocritical, considering I am a student myself, but if there is one thing my job has taught me, is that students are some of the most arrogant, selfish, self centred sucky customers out there, especially in a place that serves alcohol.
All of these stories happened last night.
Come on! Buy a round!
Was a steady shift, then a large group, easily over 100 students, walk through the door at once.
ALL of them order the same drinks, and ALL order seperately. They then start complaining about the wait to get served.
Wrong, just wrong
A concerned, respectable customer comes up to me
C: I just saw a student doing heroin in the toilets.
The manager and another member of staff find the student and drag him out, while another phoned the police. Customer started screaming about his HUMAN RIGHTS.
Idiot on a table
Drunk student jumps on a table and starts dancing. I run over.
Me: Please get down!
Student: Fuck you! I can do what I want!
The student slips, falls, lands on a large pile of glasses, smashing them all, and snapped part of the table clean off.
I was blind with rage.
Me: GET...THE...FUCK...OUT.
Another student comes screeching up to me.
Student 1: You can't talk to him like that! Thats not good service! He fell off one of your INSECURE tables.
Me: And you can FUCK OFF as well!
Student 1: What! I'm getting the manager!
The manager came up to me and told me to carry on being rude to the students. He wanted them to leave.
I did you a favour ass face
So, a student orders a meal, and we dont have any of it left. I go up to him.
Me: OK, we don't have any of your platter left, but I'm going to go into the kitchen and make one up using other types of chicken, wedges ect ect, so, it'll be a larger, more high quality meal than you ordered.
Student's Friend: Wow that sounds great! Thank you!
I take the meal out to him, I thought it looked fantastic, the students friends wowed when I took it out.
The student just stared at the meal, then shoved it off the table.
Student: That's not what I ordered.
Swinging doors hurt you know!
A large group of students stand outside the kitchen doors. Its not as if they have no where else to go, there was plenty of room everywhere else in the bar, but they wanted to stand next to the swinging doors.
Me: Can you move away from those doors guys? One of you is going to get hurt.
Student: Huh! The barmans telling us what to do!
Sure enough, the kitchen door FLEW open, and knocked a girl right of her feet.
Me: I warned you.
I hope you fail university
We were getting a bit stressed, the line at the bar was never ending, no one had had their break and I was feeling sick from hunger.
Student: I am SO glad I will NEVER have to work in a place like this! My degree will make sure I NEVER have to work in a bar. I feel sorry for people that have to work here.
I hope you end up being a cleaners assistant.
What is wrong with you?
A disabled person and their carer went into the disabled toilet. A group of students grabbed one of our sofas and slammed it against the toilet door, blocking the people in the toilet completely.
I storm over to sort the situation out. A student GRABS me, and says
Student: No! It'll be funny!
I shove the student very hard.
Me: You are fucking barred. If I see you in here, you'll be needing to use that bathroom because you'll be in a wheelchair.
Harsh, but he deserved it.
We are closed. Goodnight.
Rang time. First thing I did was start sorting out the staff drinks. We were going to need them.
Student: Hi, can I have...
Me: I'm sorry, we're closed.
Student: What are you doing at the register then?
Me: I'm putting my drinks through before we cash up. It's my turn to get drunk.
Student: This isn't fair!
She walked away. Two seconds later, she was back.
Student: I just wanted to ask you, do you know ANYTHING about good customer service? I'm doing a degree in management you know! So I know how to deal with people in a place of business!
Me: Yes I know quite a bit. You see, I am doing a degree in management myself. What's you favourite area? HR? Finance?
Student: Uhhhhh...
Me: And can I ask you, do you know ANYTHING about being a good customer?
Student: Uhhhhh...
She walked away.
Go away
After this idiot, another large group of students walk through the door, again, easily 100 of them. One guy was leading the group.
Student: You're CLOSING?
Me: Actually we're CLOSED so can you make your way to the doors.
Student: You're always open til 2am!
Me: We have NEVER been open til 2am, now can you all please leave?
Student: Great, now what are we supposed to do?
For people who are getting degrees, they sure are stupid.
All of these stories happened last night.
Come on! Buy a round!
Was a steady shift, then a large group, easily over 100 students, walk through the door at once.
ALL of them order the same drinks, and ALL order seperately. They then start complaining about the wait to get served.
Wrong, just wrong
A concerned, respectable customer comes up to me
C: I just saw a student doing heroin in the toilets.
The manager and another member of staff find the student and drag him out, while another phoned the police. Customer started screaming about his HUMAN RIGHTS.
Idiot on a table
Drunk student jumps on a table and starts dancing. I run over.
Me: Please get down!
Student: Fuck you! I can do what I want!
The student slips, falls, lands on a large pile of glasses, smashing them all, and snapped part of the table clean off.
I was blind with rage.
Me: GET...THE...FUCK...OUT.
Another student comes screeching up to me.
Student 1: You can't talk to him like that! Thats not good service! He fell off one of your INSECURE tables.
Me: And you can FUCK OFF as well!
Student 1: What! I'm getting the manager!
The manager came up to me and told me to carry on being rude to the students. He wanted them to leave.
I did you a favour ass face
So, a student orders a meal, and we dont have any of it left. I go up to him.
Me: OK, we don't have any of your platter left, but I'm going to go into the kitchen and make one up using other types of chicken, wedges ect ect, so, it'll be a larger, more high quality meal than you ordered.
Student's Friend: Wow that sounds great! Thank you!
I take the meal out to him, I thought it looked fantastic, the students friends wowed when I took it out.
The student just stared at the meal, then shoved it off the table.
Student: That's not what I ordered.
Swinging doors hurt you know!
A large group of students stand outside the kitchen doors. Its not as if they have no where else to go, there was plenty of room everywhere else in the bar, but they wanted to stand next to the swinging doors.
Me: Can you move away from those doors guys? One of you is going to get hurt.
Student: Huh! The barmans telling us what to do!
Sure enough, the kitchen door FLEW open, and knocked a girl right of her feet.
Me: I warned you.
I hope you fail university
We were getting a bit stressed, the line at the bar was never ending, no one had had their break and I was feeling sick from hunger.
Student: I am SO glad I will NEVER have to work in a place like this! My degree will make sure I NEVER have to work in a bar. I feel sorry for people that have to work here.
I hope you end up being a cleaners assistant.
What is wrong with you?
A disabled person and their carer went into the disabled toilet. A group of students grabbed one of our sofas and slammed it against the toilet door, blocking the people in the toilet completely.
I storm over to sort the situation out. A student GRABS me, and says
Student: No! It'll be funny!
I shove the student very hard.
Me: You are fucking barred. If I see you in here, you'll be needing to use that bathroom because you'll be in a wheelchair.
Harsh, but he deserved it.
We are closed. Goodnight.
Rang time. First thing I did was start sorting out the staff drinks. We were going to need them.
Student: Hi, can I have...
Me: I'm sorry, we're closed.
Student: What are you doing at the register then?
Me: I'm putting my drinks through before we cash up. It's my turn to get drunk.
Student: This isn't fair!
She walked away. Two seconds later, she was back.
Student: I just wanted to ask you, do you know ANYTHING about good customer service? I'm doing a degree in management you know! So I know how to deal with people in a place of business!
Me: Yes I know quite a bit. You see, I am doing a degree in management myself. What's you favourite area? HR? Finance?
Student: Uhhhhh...
Me: And can I ask you, do you know ANYTHING about being a good customer?
Student: Uhhhhh...
She walked away.
Go away
After this idiot, another large group of students walk through the door, again, easily 100 of them. One guy was leading the group.
Student: You're CLOSING?
Me: Actually we're CLOSED so can you make your way to the doors.
Student: You're always open til 2am!
Me: We have NEVER been open til 2am, now can you all please leave?
Student: Great, now what are we supposed to do?
For people who are getting degrees, they sure are stupid.
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