Driving an idiot to a new (to him) workplace last night. The workplace was the local distribution center for Orange Apron Hardware. I've been to this place before, but the idiot insisted I was taking him to the wrong "front" entrance. Too bad there are only two entrances: the main employee entrance (which he insisted was NOT the front) and the truck entrance, which was definitely wrong (not to mentioned the fact that it's accessed from a different street).
him: My boss says we turn down this street.
me: There's no street here.
him: The map he sent says it's down this street.
me: The map is wrong. That street doesn't exist.
him: It says we turn here and follow the road around.
me: That's an apartment complex. It doesn't go through. Look up from your phone man, there is no street here!
him: My boss says we turn down this street.
me: There's no street here.
him: The map he sent says it's down this street.
me: The map is wrong. That street doesn't exist.
him: It says we turn here and follow the road around.
me: That's an apartment complex. It doesn't go through. Look up from your phone man, there is no street here!
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