Baseball bats, asshats, and walk-a-thons. oh my

[Crow The Robot]

Busy Weekend. Saturday was horrid, I was opening the cart door and I waited for a lady(I use the term loosely)and her daughter to pass by, making sure they are out of range of the door and carts and she screams, "What you wanna see a reciept, You starin' at me , you racist f-g k-ke, I dinnn't steal nuttin." I almnost quit after that woman, i was ready to give in my ID and discount card to the MOD, but they and a CSM talked me into staying, and not letting SCs get to me. Normally I wouldn't let this witch get to me but she and called her kid a stupid f-cker, and really I curse like a sailor but I think that's a bit inappropriate.

Then a woman pulls up in a Chevvy Corsica which is a small sedan, and is blocking the exit doors, she almost ran me down and almost hit a lady coming out with her cart. This conversation followed.
ACL=Asshat Corsica Lady
OL=Other lady
OL=Hey!
ACL=You can go around me and don't get smart b-tch cause I can kick your ass you f-cking b-tch.
OL takes a wide berth(who wouldn't) around ACL's car but a second later ACL takes off, parks behind OL's van and begins hitting it with a bat , i go inside to tell management to call the cops but OL already called them . ACL said OL hit her car with a cart, I saw it and OL didn't go near ACL's car.
And that's not the last of ACL either, apparantly she was picking someone up, the person she was picking up had 2 carts of stuff that would not fit in ACL's car so ACL to her would be passenger to catch the f-cking bus b-tch, and zoomed off.

We also had a Code White(injury ) and we tried to find the mother of the injured party, she was paged 3 times and management combed the store for her, but we didn't find her until she checked out. Amazingly after being told her son was hurt and was having trouble breathing she snaps, "So? Can i put my fu-king purchases in my cart????"

Today we operated at half-staff because a lot of people were at a walk-a-thon, I was the only stockman on duty, and I was running myself ragged, because our idiotic AM said the cart rail had to be full. Now, let me tell you we can't fill that thing with THREE people working, during the busy hours, so one person, is not gonna be able to do it. (Our old SM made us put carts in the back because there were "too many carts") The other stockman, was an asshat to me and slacke off once he came in. I was happy to see 4:00 come around, let me tell you.

I have to go now.

[derangedperson]

FIND A DIFFERENT JOB. For your sanity's sake.

You put up with so much shit there it's not even funny. Like the shoe lady--if I were you and she'd said that to me, she'd have been able to count all her teeth on one finger.

You deserve better, man.

[infavorofnaturalselection]

We also had a Code White(injury ) and we tried to find the mother of the injured party, she was paged 3 times and management combed the store for her, but we didn't find her until she checked out. Amazingly after being told her son was hurt and was having trouble breathing she snaps, "So? Can i put my fu-king purchases in my cart????"

I have to go now.

You need to watch for that woman. I doubt that was the first time the son was injured or otherwise needed assistance but the mother didn't respond. There is a huge reason a lot of kids are in child services. You would think people would want mandated birth control for the parents who get their children removed not once but twice or more times due to the parents being unfit. Usually a concerned parent would be threatining to sue the store or trying to find out what had occured.

[Kara]

I don't know what the asshat lady's problem was, but it sounds like somebody forgot their medication. The fact that she even carries a baseball bat in her car makes me think this is probably something she does often.

[The_Ed]

Walmart survivor

Speaking as a walmart survivor, two years of hell mind you, quit while you still can! Jobs like that are a dime a dozen, there is always one where the employees and customers will treat you with more respect!

[XCashier]

I was opening the cart door and I waited for a lady(I use the term loosely)and her daughter to pass by, making sure they are out of range of the door and carts and she screams, "What you wanna see a reciept, You starin' at me , you racist f-g k-ke,

"Hi, I'm the kettle. You must be the pot." Ever notice the ones who pull the race card are often raging bigots themselves? Nice thing to teach your daughter, lady.

Then a woman pulls up in a Chevvy Corsica which is a small sedan, and is blocking the exit doors, she almost ran me down and almost hit a lady coming out with her cart. This conversation followed.
ACL=Asshat Corsica Lady
OL=Other lady
OL=Hey!
ACL=You can go around me and don't get smart b-tch cause I can kick your ass you f-cking b-tch.
OL takes a wide berth(who wouldn't) around ACL's car but a second later ACL takes off, parks behind OL's van and begins hitting it with a bat

Anybody got a dart gun for this psycho hose beast?! Kara made a good point; she probably flips out frequently, seeing as she carries a baseball bat in the car. Scary stuff!

We also had a Code White(injury ) and we tried to find the mother of the injured party, she was paged 3 times and management combed the store for her, but we didn't find her until she checked out. Amazingly after being told her son was hurt and was having trouble breathing she snaps, "So? Can i put my fu-king purchases in my cart????"

"How about you put your poor child in the hospital, you self-centered hag?!" Yet another person who has no business being a parent.

Crow, you must have the patience of a thousand saints to put up with these lunatics. I don't think I'd last a day at your store.

[BookstoreEscapee]

for you, Crow...

[allniter]

I don't know what the asshat lady's problem was, but it sounds like somebody forgot their medication. The fact that she even carries a baseball bat in her car makes me think this is probably something she does often.

That's the exact reason why I carry a bat around... only I call it a gun.

Good thing she didn't try that against me, I'd claim self defense and she'd be in a wheelchair for life.

[Becks]

The fact that she even carries a baseball bat in her car makes me think this is probably something she does often.

There are perfectly legitimate reasons to have baseball bats in a car. My sister and I used to get game used baseball bats from Brewers players. My fiance used to play baseball in HS and college. Home run derbies. Pickup games. Buying one as a gift.

[Andara Bledin]

You gotta be careful about hauling a bat in your car in my county. Unless you have a glove and ball with it, it's pretty much considered a weapon, and not sports equipment.

^-.-^

[Bloodsoul]

"But it's part of my Casey Jones costume!"

[AFpheonix]

The fact that you haven't snapped and gone postal yet is a testament to your internal fortitude, Crow.

But still, egads, there's gotta be other places you can work where you don't get near the verbal abuse that you get there. Yeesh.

[blas]

Tis the reason there is a bag of balls and a glove in my trunk with my baseball bat (no you peverts, a bag of BASEballs)

I hate sports. But I always want to have all my ducks in a row. And I figure, since I don't use the bat for vandalism and only for protection, I have nothing to worry about.

Ok I admit, I'm a fraud. I tried to impress a guy by pretending to like sports.......but I figure now I have some balls (BASEballs) and a glove to pass on to my brother's future kids or to my goddaughters if they ever like sports).

The bat I got from Miller Park in 2001. I'll keep that no matter what.

[MadMike]

(no you peverts, a bag of BASEballs)

So much for my comment about how you have a lot of balls.

[XCashier]

I keep my steering wheel lock in the front of the car, in case I ever need a weapon. There's a good reason it's called The Club... And there's certainly nothing unusual about having a steering wheel lock in a car.