I don't know if you were trying to commit fraud, or had an uncontrollable urge to doodle on and cut some paper because someone is (unwisely) withholding your meds from you this weekend....
This I do know.
I charitably wrote you up for "No Visible Permit" and not "Fake Permit" on my tow-in sheet because it would be a disservice to the other two fraudsters I towed in (who used white-out on a GREEN permit to fudge dates, le sigh....) to include the likes of YOU in their company when all YOU had hanging from your rearview mirror was a piece of paper that said, ahem:
"MONDAY"
Yeah, it was the right COLOR, but..... there wasn't anything else.
No reality company name, no complex address, no "hang from rearview mirror/remove before driving" legalese, no definitive start/end dates....
All it said was
"MONDAY"
Oh, and instead of using scissors to cut it to the right size, you FOLDED IT OVER.
And it's not like you didn't HAVE a pair of scissors, you obviously used those to cut the hang-around-the-mirror hole (and left the little telltale mouse-chewings that causes behind)
But still, you're missing like, 90% of what you need... couldn't you TELL? There was a LOT of unused blank real estate there around that big ol' "MONDAY" ... .... ....
Guess not, seeing as you felt it was good enough.
I weep for your generation, and I don't even LIKE you kids!
This I do know.
I charitably wrote you up for "No Visible Permit" and not "Fake Permit" on my tow-in sheet because it would be a disservice to the other two fraudsters I towed in (who used white-out on a GREEN permit to fudge dates, le sigh....) to include the likes of YOU in their company when all YOU had hanging from your rearview mirror was a piece of paper that said, ahem:
"MONDAY"
Yeah, it was the right COLOR, but..... there wasn't anything else.
No reality company name, no complex address, no "hang from rearview mirror/remove before driving" legalese, no definitive start/end dates....
All it said was
"MONDAY"
Oh, and instead of using scissors to cut it to the right size, you FOLDED IT OVER.
And it's not like you didn't HAVE a pair of scissors, you obviously used those to cut the hang-around-the-mirror hole (and left the little telltale mouse-chewings that causes behind)
But still, you're missing like, 90% of what you need... couldn't you TELL? There was a LOT of unused blank real estate there around that big ol' "MONDAY" ... .... ....
Guess not, seeing as you felt it was good enough.
I weep for your generation, and I don't even LIKE you kids!
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