This happened a couple of years ago;
It was a Saturday lunchtime, it was hot and we were uber busy
Enter two famailes, both very low on the evolutionary ladder and severely lacking in the brains department
The 4 adults ordered at the bar while the 3 little ankle biters ran around the pub causing mayhem. Luckily before they were called up on it, they went to sit in the garden.
The so called 'parents' sit there in the sun, knocking back glass after glass of wine while the ankle biters tear round the car park like it's a playground. Cars are still coming in and out.
The landlord goes out there before an accident occurs
LL - Super Landlord Guy, famous in our town for not giving a damn what the customers think
SP- Sucky Parent
LL Oi, would you mind keeping an eye on your kids, they're not allowed to play in the car park
SP Why not?
LL Well cars tend to come in pretty fast and I don't want one of your kids to be knocked over
SP Well you stop them then, While they're on your property they are YOUR responsibility
The landlord, who is not the friendliest of guys at he best of times went mad and suffice to say, they wont be drinking here again anytime soon!
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It was a Saturday lunchtime, it was hot and we were uber busy
Enter two famailes, both very low on the evolutionary ladder and severely lacking in the brains department
The 4 adults ordered at the bar while the 3 little ankle biters ran around the pub causing mayhem. Luckily before they were called up on it, they went to sit in the garden.
The so called 'parents' sit there in the sun, knocking back glass after glass of wine while the ankle biters tear round the car park like it's a playground. Cars are still coming in and out.
The landlord goes out there before an accident occurs
LL - Super Landlord Guy, famous in our town for not giving a damn what the customers think
SP- Sucky Parent
LL Oi, would you mind keeping an eye on your kids, they're not allowed to play in the car park
SP Why not?
LL Well cars tend to come in pretty fast and I don't want one of your kids to be knocked over
SP Well you stop them then, While they're on your property they are YOUR responsibility
The landlord, who is not the friendliest of guys at he best of times went mad and suffice to say, they wont be drinking here again anytime soon!
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/
The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
the human genome by honoring those who
accidentally remove themselves from it...
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