No you can't be half (or 3/4 naked) in the restaurant.

[WishfulSpirit]

Today was the day of the highly classy people at my hotel (and it is a HOTEL, full service, fairly high rates).

One guy was sitting at the bar in his swim trunks, no shirt, no shoes. Security had to send him to his room to get a shirt on. C'mon bartenders, enforce the rule please!

Also someone with a toddler who was toddling around said restaurant in nothing but a diaper. While it was snowing outside. Ok they didn't go outside but diapers leak (or worse). Do we really want that where there's food even if health code wasn't a factor? Put some damn clothes on your kid.

[eltf177]

You have to wonder what (if anything) is going through the minds of some of these so-called "parents"...

[Rosco the Iroc]

Hey leave me alone the sign only said shirt and shoes.

[taxguykarl]

Hey leave me alone the sign only said shirt and shoes.

Don't give them ideas

[dalesys]

Hey leave me alone the sign only said shirt and shoes.

O-o-o-kay. We'll browse your sights with IE.

... that's Indecent Exposure ... dunno how well your concealed carry will work FOS.

[Kit-Ginevra]

There appears to be some sort of inverse correlation between willingness to display bodily parts to all and sundry and desirability of seeing such bodily parts being flaunted....

[WishfulSpirit]

True Kit this particular guy had a gut hanging over his waistband, that doesn't really matter. The Marine Corps rugby players aren't allowed to be in the restaurant without a shirt and shoes on either.

[Rosco the Iroc]

O-o-o-kay. We'll browse your sights with IE.

... that's Indecent Exposure ... dunno how well your concealed carry will work FOS.

When you carry a big pistol, you carry open.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Or perhaps...

[flyonthewall]

Reminds me of that old story about the emperor and his invisible clothes that was super awesome and people were just too stupid to see.

[WishfulSpirit]

Right now I've got someone reorganizing her suitcase right. in. front. of. the. desk. I hope somebody steps on her. Seriously. Do that in your room.

[HotelMinion]

Your hotel must be nice because people go every where without a shirt or shoes. The pool is right next to the breakfast tables. Actually, I've seen some without a shirt and some without shoes, but hardly ever without both. As long as they aren't showing any dirty xxx bits I stopped caring. That means bottoms for the gentlemen and tops and bottom for the ladies. We've had some people make noise about gents going without a shirt though. But we've no frills so don't expect people to be either.

[WishfulSpirit]

My place is high end enough that we will get official complaints if we just let people eat while half naked. Average rate for a weekend night can be up around $200. For comparison that's when the Motel 6 is selling for about $69.

[dalesys]

Imaginates an Internet-of-Things upgrade to the HVAC system that will randomly steers blasts of Antarctic air on this specimen while the rest of the restaurant remains like his mind: Balmy.

[Kit-Ginevra]

'I'm not putting them on.I like a healthy breeze round my privates,thank you'