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Lots of places have inappropriate names... There's a town in my state called Humptulips. I guess my question is, who cares? Just looking for things to be upset about I guess.
Replace anger management with stupidity management.
Bell end is a slang term referring to the uncircumcised end of male reproductive organs. In other words, calling someone a bell end is like calling them a dick head.
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Bell end is a slang term referring to the uncircumcised end of male reproductive organs. In other words, calling someone a bell end is like calling them a dick head.
I just use the term "Richard Cranium".
And if someone has "their head up their @$$" then they have a case of "cranio-rectal inversion".
Or if they're just making stuff up or making a wild guess, I say they're "rectally sourcing" something (i.e. pulling it out of their @$$).
I redefine "rectitude" as "the attitude of being an asshole".
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Apparently,Manchester City wished to name a stand in honour of one of their former players-Colin Bell-until it was pointed out that it would be named the Bell End.
*PS Next time you have an annoying customer,try telling them they're the 'uncircumcised end of a male reproductive organ'...should be entertaining...
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Just don't ask why a Brit might give you a strange look for mentioning the term "fanny pack" and you'll be fine
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"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
Just don't ask why a Brit might give you a strange look for mentioning the term "fanny pack" and you'll be fine
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It's the same here in Oz. We call them bum bags.
When the 'Thong song' first came out, I was really confused about what they were singing about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thong_Song That was until I actually saw the video clip. Thongs are things you wear on your feet in Oz. The underwear is called a g-string.
The joys of the English language.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
The English Language. Foreign, even to others who speak it.
BG: Until (I think) the 90's or so, "thong" referred exclusively to footwear here in the US, as well.
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad") "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005) Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
Now just try cheerfully calling someone a berk...go ahead... Meanwhile in Images not to be thought about 101..in the Simps ons Skinner's mother tells us Seymour my fanny is red raw....
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"Britain and the US--one people divided by a common language!"
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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