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  • Hey Brits! Question for ya!

    I see online that some residents of Rowley Regis want to change the name of Bell End Road because "it's rude."

    What's rude about it?
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    The village shares its name with the British slang for the glans penis.
    That from wiki, though Urban Dictionary and Oxford corroborate the slang term.
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    • #3
      Bell end can also be used instead of dickhead when you are insulting someone.
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      • #4
        Lots of places have inappropriate names... There's a town in my state called Humptulips. I guess my question is, who cares? Just looking for things to be upset about I guess.
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        • #5
          Quoth MoonCat View Post
          What's rude about it?
          Bell end is a slang term referring to the uncircumcised end of male reproductive organs. In other words, calling someone a bell end is like calling them a dick head.
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          • #6
            Quoth greek_jester View Post
            Bell end is a slang term referring to the uncircumcised end of male reproductive organs. In other words, calling someone a bell end is like calling them a dick head.
            I just use the term "Richard Cranium".

            And if someone has "their head up their @$$" then they have a case of "cranio-rectal inversion".

            Or if they're just making stuff up or making a wild guess, I say they're "rectally sourcing" something (i.e. pulling it out of their @$$).
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            • #7
              Quoth mjr View Post
              ... "Richard Cranium" ... "cranio-rectal inversion" ... "rectally sourcing" ...
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              • #8
                Apparently,Manchester City wished to name a stand in honour of one of their former players-Colin Bell-until it was pointed out that it would be named the Bell End.

                *PS Next time you have an annoying customer,try telling them they're the 'uncircumcised end of a male reproductive organ'...should be entertaining...
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                • #9
                  Heavens.

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                  • #10
                    Just don't ask why a Brit might give you a strange look for mentioning the term "fanny pack" and you'll be fine
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                    • #11
                      Quoth EricKei View Post
                      Just don't ask why a Brit might give you a strange look for mentioning the term "fanny pack" and you'll be fine
                      Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

                      It's the same here in Oz. We call them bum bags.

                      When the 'Thong song' first came out, I was really confused about what they were singing about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thong_Song That was until I actually saw the video clip. Thongs are things you wear on your feet in Oz. The underwear is called a g-string.

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                      • #12
                        Also, Randy is an entirely American name for similar reasons.
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                        • #13
                          The English Language. Foreign, even to others who speak it.

                          BG: Until (I think) the 90's or so, "thong" referred exclusively to footwear here in the US, as well.
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                          • #14
                            Now just try cheerfully calling someone a berk...go ahead... Meanwhile in Images not to be thought about 101..in the Simps ons Skinner's mother tells us Seymour my fanny is red raw....��
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                            • #15
                              Or, as has been observed many times before:

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