SC gets what he has coming to him.

[bob the goat]

I am new here, so I’m still pulling things from my past, and I can’t believe I almost forgot this one. Last fall I stopped at the gas station on my way home from work. A old beater truck was on the other side of the pump from me. I started filling my tank and looked over. The guy had his door open to the cab, he was filling about 10 small gas cans on the ground next to his truck. The guy stop pumping into a can and reached into the cab of his truck and pulled out a lit cigarette and proceeded to take a hit, then sit the burning smoke back on something on the seat of his truck. I said “dude, gas and fire….not a good idea.” He told me to mind my own business. I stopped my pump, and went inside. I told the clerk that the guy was smoking WHILE filling gas cans. In the mean time the guy comes inside and heads toward the pop cooler in the back. I look out and the guy left his door open I could see smoke drifting out the door, and the open gas cans still on the ground. The clerk told him to go put his cigarette out, and put the caps on the gas can. He flipped her the bird.

The clerk grabbed a fire extinguisher, walked out the door, and emptied it into the interior of the truck. Note, it was NOT the CO2 type, it was the powder type. The clerk walked back in and the guy rushed at her. She aimed the nozzle of the extinguisher at him and he stopped in his tracks. He went INSANE! He was yelling and screaming. She grabbed a phone, walked over, (let me out) and locked the door. She stood in front of the door with the fire extinguisher in hand, keeping him at bay. I finished filling my tank, and a cop car pulled in. I told the cop what I saw, and the guy was put in the cop car in handcuffs.

I have done my best to get gas there every time I can, and told the manager why.

[JustADude]

Niiiiice one. I hope she got a pat on the back from the boss for that one.

[greensinestro]

My goodness. Is that guy one from 1979 when people smoked while putting gas in the car? Obviously these people thought back then, gasoline was not flammable.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

PWNED

Maybe it taught the moron a lesson.

Then again . . . he may have won a Darwin and we didn't read about it.

[Kiwi]

that clerk is MY HERO

[AnaKhouri]

"I want to dedeicate this to my friends who died in an unfortunate gas fight incident..."

(paraphrased from the film "Zoolander").

Once while filling my tank in the middle of the night this woman and man pulled up beside me and removed the nozzle of the pump. The clerk used the speaker system to tell the customer she needed to turn off her ignition before the clerk could turn on the pump. Now, this seems like common sense to me, but the woman began screaming like a banshee, F-this and F-you and she didn't have to do no such thing and this was bull**** etc. Now, the only reason I can think that she would be so upset is that she intended to fill up and immediately drive off without paying. So finally after a couple minutes of this (that clerk was awesome, glaring tight-lipped out of her little glassed-in booth like a stone golem) the woman relents and turns off teh car, fills up, etc. The man went to the booth to pay and I went up behind him. As I paid I commented to the clerk, "Someone needs to stuff that bitch back in her kennel."

The man was just turning away, and he snorted the way people do when they are trying not to laugh. He knew what a harpy she was. I wonder why they were together.

[Becks]

I wonder why they were together. :confused

Her fashion sense?

[Will-Mun]

He told me to mind my own business.

You should have told him that it WAS your business. God forbid a burning ember ignited something it wouldn't just be him blowing up... Do people not realize that beneith gas stations there are GIANT FUCKING TANKS filled with gas?

If something did ignite, especially next to the pump, the entire GAS STATION would explode. That means the guy would have killed himself, you, and the kick ass clerk who would never have seen it coming... Not to MENTION the collateral damage of a couple thousand gallons of gasoline exploding in the middle of town.


Also, the clerk rocked. Do you have her number? I think I'm in love!

[AFpheonix]

The man was just turning away, and he snorted the way people do when they are trying not to laugh. He knew what a harpy she was. I wonder why they were together.

Could they have been brother and sister or something, or just off her meds?

[dalejrfan71]

I was at a gas station one time & as I was filling up my car, this woman who obviously wasn't playing with a full deck comes out from the store after paying for her gas. She got in her car, was about to drive away when I noticed the nozzle still in the gas tank of her car. I walked over to her car, knocked on her window, she looks at me, rolls down her window & says whats you're problem. I tell her that she left the nozzle in her car, she looks at me like I'm crazy.

I tell her to look in her side view mirror to see for herself. well she sees it & the look on her face was priceless. She asks me to hang it back up for her, I say sorry but I'm filling up my car right now. She gets mad at me & says that she's more important than me because she's rich. I just look at her & laugh, talk about being full of yourself.

[daleduke17]

All I have is the mental image of the gas station clerk with a psycho look in her eye holding the fire extinguisher saying "Back, back" as she's pointing the nozzle at the SC. :-p

[bob the goat]

All I have is the mental image of the gas station clerk with a psycho look in her eye holding the fire extinguisher saying "Back, back" as she's pointing the nozzle at the SC. :-p

That is pretty much exactly what it looked like. Her eyes were saying "Push me and eat powder bitch."

[MadRocketScientist]

bob the goat has the best stories, I want to hear more legends about SCs getting theirs.

[Bloodsoul]

Reading this makes me want to watch Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds".. yeah, I think that was the film. ^_^