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  • Horray Pee!!

    Customer: "Where is the nearest bathroom?"
    Me: *gives directions to the nearest restroom*
    C: Yeah, I don't want to walk that far, I think I can hold it in for an hour. (Note she had a duffel bag and a rucksack. HUGE Duffelbag and Rucksack.)

    Not one minute later:

    C: (To the MOD) I know that you guys won't be response able and I know that, but can you watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom?
    Me: (with my back to the MOD and her) ...

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    People are so weird. What was she carrying around, anyway? A body?

    I've been asked to hold motorcycle helmets behind the register while their owners shopped...and the occasional backpack, which I didn't mind doing, since it would keep them from looking suspicious, which I think was their purpose in asking if we could hold it in the first place...
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      I've been asked to hold motorcycle helmets behind the register while their owners shopped...and the occasional backpack, which I didn't mind doing, since it would keep them from looking suspicious, which I think was their purpose in asking if we could hold it in the first place...
      So that's why I get watched when I come in looking like the little-known superhero, "Captain Leather" with my helmet! And here I thought I just had a cute butt.
      Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey

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      • #4
        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        People are so weird. What was she carrying around, anyway? A body?
        Her dress and the bags would indicate she was either homeless (probably had her clothing a/or bedding) or a traveler of some sort. A vagabond for lack of a better description.

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        • #5
          Quoth Kilamon View Post
          So that's why I get watched when I come in looking like the little-known superhero, "Captain Leather" with my helmet! And here I thought I just had a cute butt.
          I meant the backpacks that made them look suspicious...I just assumed carrying around a big helmet made it kinda hard to browse through books...
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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