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You know the type; it seems as if they're only goal in life is to be a jackass.
I had finished ringing this guy's order, and as I handed him his receipt, I did my little reward card, spiel.
"Your change is $x.xx, and you saved twenty cents with your reward card."
Jackass: (sarcastically) "Oh well that's great. What am I gonna be able to buy with THAT?!"
Me: (silently to self) I must not lunge. I must not lunge. I must not roll my eyes. "Thank you, and you have a nice day, sir."
J: "Yeah whatever, you too. And it's not sir!"
He then walked away in a huff, leaving me to wonder who had spit in his food that morning ><
Right behind him was some old lady who, when I asked her how she was, said she was fine 'except for the service'. I asked her what was wrong and she said that the girl at the service desk was deliberately taking all the people in line behind her. I asked if she wanted to speak to a manager, and she said in a voice that sounded very much like a pouting five year old, "No, I just won't come back."
Me: >< "Do you have a Winn Dixie card?"
"Yes, but I'm not going to use it. I'm not coming back."
Can't we all just send them back to kindergarten where they would fit in better? Please?
I had finished ringing this guy's order, and as I handed him his receipt, I did my little reward card, spiel.
"Your change is $x.xx, and you saved twenty cents with your reward card."
Jackass: (sarcastically) "Oh well that's great. What am I gonna be able to buy with THAT?!"
Me: (silently to self) I must not lunge. I must not lunge. I must not roll my eyes. "Thank you, and you have a nice day, sir."
J: "Yeah whatever, you too. And it's not sir!"
He then walked away in a huff, leaving me to wonder who had spit in his food that morning ><
Right behind him was some old lady who, when I asked her how she was, said she was fine 'except for the service'. I asked her what was wrong and she said that the girl at the service desk was deliberately taking all the people in line behind her. I asked if she wanted to speak to a manager, and she said in a voice that sounded very much like a pouting five year old, "No, I just won't come back."
Me: >< "Do you have a Winn Dixie card?"
"Yes, but I'm not going to use it. I'm not coming back."
Can't we all just send them back to kindergarten where they would fit in better? Please?
That's classic! Every now and then I whip out the "persecuted lefty" card, and go on a rant about how if you're correct, you're "right." Sinistral shares the root of sinister. Ambidextrous literally translates to "both right handed." Crazy ideas are from left field. If you're clumsy you've got two left feet. The looks on the faces of people who don't know me as a joker are hilarious.
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