Don't lie to me....

[Arcade Man D]

Don't scam me.

Don't say a Rowe BC-35 took your ten dollar bill. I will go through each and every bill in its stacker just to humiliate you, because BC-35s are incapable of taking any bills beyond a one or five.

Don't try to tell me you won the game that has $300.00 prizes when you didn't. When you win, it sets off a win sound, and I can hear that sound. Trust me. Not just that, but I can go into test mode and prove there were no wins in the last ten games.

If you tell me the token machine ate your five, and that no one has used the machine since you did, and I find that the last bill in the stacker is a one, don't be surprised if I throw you out.

And last but not least, if you try to scam me, and I call you out on it, don't act outraged, it only makes you look like an assclown.

((All based on things that have happened at my job))

[Imogene]

Don't say a Rowe BC-35 took your ten dollar bill.

I don't have all those fancy numbers and letters in my last name, but I sure do have the first part there. However, I WILL take tens.
Just, don't expect change.

[Gurndigarn]

I don't have all those fancy numbers and letters in my last name, but I sure do have the first part there. However, I WILL take tens.
Just, don't expect change.

You also don't cause as many problems as a Rowe BC-35. You definitely don't cause as many as a Rowe BC-25. Trust me on this.

Though for the record, I had a BC-35 that managed to start taking 10s. It only gave five bucks worth of tokens, though. And this was before the hack job that put Mars acceptors into them. (Which suck. They wouldn't if they put them in normally. But when you put an upstacker into a machine in downstacker position, a single penny, such as a four-year-old would have in his pocket, can easily jam the machine until the service guy makes the 1 1/4 hour (one-way) trip out to fix said machine.

Oh, and Little Johnny cries because he lost his penny, too.

[Anakah]

Whats a bc-35?

[Arcade Man D]

Whats a bc-35?

It's a bill changer model number.

You also don't cause as many problems as a Rowe BC-35. You definitely don't cause as many as a Rowe BC-25. Trust me on this.

Believe me, I know. We used to have a BC-25, 2 BC-35s, and a BC-3500. I don't see why we don't just set the 3500s to take quarters, personally. Then we wouldn't have to spend half an hour explaining which machine is the only one that takes quarters.

But as I'd said, this one hasn't mysteriously started taking tens. Or twenties. Or even twos.

[Gurndigarn]

Believe me, I know. We used to have a BC-25, 2 BC-35s, and a BC-3500.

At least you don't have any AC6001s (American Changer Company). They're not a problem... now. But when we first bought the equipment, they were a constant nuisance.

I don't see why we don't just set the 3500s to take quarters, personally.

Because then it can't take $20s. They can be set to three different denomination amounts, plus double-dumps, that's how you get the $20s.

[Imogene]

You also don't cause as many problems as a Rowe BC-35. You definitely don't cause as many as a Rowe BC-25. Trust me on this.

You apparently haven't seen my track record.
Or, perhaps you have, and now, I'm falling behind?

[digilight]

plus double-dumps

Is it wrong that this one little phrase brought a smile to my face