What the hell do you want from me people???

[Quicksilver]

This used to drive me nuts when I worked lunch at Little Sleazers! There was only me (used to do only about 100-150 bucks total for lunch) and when people would order a full size Pizza over the phone, I would get one of the two scenarios when they'd come get it:

Me:It'll be ready in just a few moments.
SC:WHAT?! I'm in a hurry! That's why I called ahead! This is unacceptable!

Me:Your pizza is ready and its 9.99 (or whatever)
SC:Well how long has it been sitting there? Is it cold?

Arrrg!

One time I actually told this to a lady who had complained because the pizza was ready (about a minute before she got there) and she actually thought it was funny that it was damned if you do and damned if you didn't. SHE was actually pretty cool. The rest were just idiots.

[Becks]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...pizza.

Just remember, some people will find ANY reason to complain about something.

[Imogene]

Well how long has it been sitting there? Is it cold?

One of my favorite pizza places ever, where the major workers now know me on sight (scary...) will pre-make pizzas, and leave them in the freezer for people to pick up later.
"Is this cold?"
"It better be. You take it home and cook it, dumbass."

[Bright_Star]

People complaining about Pizza piss me off. It's not like theyre getting a gourmet meal-it's PIZZA! & IF it's cold? So what! I love cold pizza! YUMMY!!...lol.

[myswtghst]

& IF it's cold? So what! I love cold pizza!

And it's not like pizza doesn't reheat well either. Even in the microwave it tastes fine to me, and if you're picky, throw it in the oven for a few.

Also, if you're picking up pizza to carryout--sitting for a minute won't hurt it anymore than the ride home.

[Imogene]

So what! I love cold pizza! YUMMY!!...lol.

There's nothing finer than night old pizza, and a can of Mountain Dew to wake you up after a hard night of partying, particularly with my brother and his friends.
"Hey, what the hell kind of pizza was this last night?"

[Bloodsoul]

As long as there's no penicillin on my pizza, I'm a happy camper. ^_^

[Imogene]

As long as there's no penicillin on my pizza, I'm a happy camper. ^_^

Mike: "So, is there anything to eat?"
Don: "Depends... do you like penicillin on your pizza?"

[BrightEyedKitty]

Ah, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Broomjockey]

Ah, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Or the alternative title: Adolecent Genetically Altered Martial Arts-Trained Reptiles.

Doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well, does it?

[cinema guy]

Or the alternative title: Adolecent Genetically Altered Martial Arts-Trained Reptiles.

Back when the TMNT comic came out and started to get popular, but before the movie, cartoons and the merchandising extravaganza, there were a number of copycat comics. The one I remember was Pre-Teen, Dirty-Gene, Kung-fu Kangaroos

[Banrion]

Back when the TMNT comic came out and started to get popular, but before the movie, cartoons and the merchandising extravaganza, there were a number of copycat comics. The one I remember was Pre-Teen, Dirty-Gene, Kung-fu Kangaroos

How about Samurai Pizza Cats!

[Broomjockey]

How about Samurai Pizza Cats!

Hey! Do not diss the Cats!

I think that would be more of a spoof than a rip-off anyway. The title song really says it all anyway. "They got more fur than any turtle ever had"?

[Becks]

The one I remember was Pre-Teen, Dirty-Gene, Kung-fu Kangaroos

Sounds fascinating. Please, tell me more.

[morgana]

Pre-Teen, Dirty-Gene, Kung-fu Kangaroos[/I]

My stepson had a couple of copies of something called Samurai Squirrel.

Still makes me giggle . . .