It is the nature of my workplace (selling supplements and health-foods) that on occasion, men come in for help with 'male problems'. We can help (not like that. Perve.) but they are usually the type of man you DON'T WANT TO THINK OF IN CONNECTION TO ANYTHING REMOTELY SEXUAL.
EVER.
Like the man today.
He has come in and spoken to me a few things, for help with his brain and energy levels. Today he came in and asked for help with the afore-mentioned 'male problems'.
He was very...specific.
Eeeeeew.
He's all gray and covered in warts and grossly obese (which is probably not helping the erection issues, really) and smells very bad, and I really don't want to think of his...bits...and his problems with his...bits....
At least, I suppose, he didn't couch it in the usual euphamisms that lead us to asking all sorts of embarrassing questions until we catch on.
'i have problems with my... circulation'.
'Oh, well this is good for circulation...'
'No, my... BLOOD PRESSURE.'
'do you have low blood pressure?'
'In... In a way. I urrmmm...'
EVER.
Like the man today.
He has come in and spoken to me a few things, for help with his brain and energy levels. Today he came in and asked for help with the afore-mentioned 'male problems'.
He was very...specific.
Eeeeeew.
He's all gray and covered in warts and grossly obese (which is probably not helping the erection issues, really) and smells very bad, and I really don't want to think of his...bits...and his problems with his...bits....
At least, I suppose, he didn't couch it in the usual euphamisms that lead us to asking all sorts of embarrassing questions until we catch on.
'i have problems with my... circulation'.
'Oh, well this is good for circulation...'
'No, my... BLOOD PRESSURE.'
'do you have low blood pressure?'
'In... In a way. I urrmmm...'
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