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I was working drive thru at the end of another long 49 cent cheeseburger Wednesday. It was 2 minutes to closing, and I was stocking shelves when I hear the DING! of the headset, and then the sound of a v8 without an exhaust system in my ear.
Joy.
After trying to understand them for a minute, I gave up and finally asked them to pull around to order at the window. When they do, I'm greeted by two guys who have obviously been partying. This is apparent to me not only by the beer bottles in their laps, but the fact that not all the smoke that followed their car was exhaust, or even cigerette smoke. (Not that I'd know that smell, or..um...anything).
They order, as they're laughing and joking with each other, 6 cheeseburgers.
But not regular cheeseburgers.
Devil's cheeseburgers.
I stare at them blankly and ask them to explain.
They want: 6 cheeseburgers.No meat.
I grill them (pun intended).
"No meat??? No meat at ALL!?! Are you SURE???"
"Yeah, yeah. No meat. We want DEVIL cheeseburgers."
"Alrighty then."
I tell the guy in the grill. He gives me the same blank stare. He even goes to the window and double checks with the people in the car. Then he goes back and makes the devil's cheeseburgers, while I take their money.
As I hand them their food, they're laughing and joking with each other, saying "Devil's cheeseburgers!" over and over. They pull off, I shut the window, and see the lights go off outside. This means we're closed.
5 minutes later, as I'm restocking the ketchup, I see the guys outside the window. They try knocking on it to get my attention. I yell "We're closed!"
They start screaming about the cheeseburgers not having any meat in them. I keep the window firmly closed, yell back that they asked for them that way, and to deal with it. They throw a plastic cup full of something at my window and drive off.
I've heard of Devil horns, devil dogs, devil eggs, and devil ham.
That's the only time I've ever heard of Devil Cheeseburgers, though.
Joy.
After trying to understand them for a minute, I gave up and finally asked them to pull around to order at the window. When they do, I'm greeted by two guys who have obviously been partying. This is apparent to me not only by the beer bottles in their laps, but the fact that not all the smoke that followed their car was exhaust, or even cigerette smoke. (Not that I'd know that smell, or..um...anything).
They order, as they're laughing and joking with each other, 6 cheeseburgers.
But not regular cheeseburgers.
Devil's cheeseburgers.
I stare at them blankly and ask them to explain.
They want: 6 cheeseburgers.No meat.
I grill them (pun intended).
"No meat??? No meat at ALL!?! Are you SURE???"
"Yeah, yeah. No meat. We want DEVIL cheeseburgers."
"Alrighty then."
I tell the guy in the grill. He gives me the same blank stare. He even goes to the window and double checks with the people in the car. Then he goes back and makes the devil's cheeseburgers, while I take their money.
As I hand them their food, they're laughing and joking with each other, saying "Devil's cheeseburgers!" over and over. They pull off, I shut the window, and see the lights go off outside. This means we're closed.
5 minutes later, as I'm restocking the ketchup, I see the guys outside the window. They try knocking on it to get my attention. I yell "We're closed!"
They start screaming about the cheeseburgers not having any meat in them. I keep the window firmly closed, yell back that they asked for them that way, and to deal with it. They throw a plastic cup full of something at my window and drive off.
I've heard of Devil horns, devil dogs, devil eggs, and devil ham.
That's the only time I've ever heard of Devil Cheeseburgers, though.
Oh, this is too funny! It's like the people who ask for cheeseburgers with no cheese, then complain when they got charged for a cheeseburger.
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