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  • Complain to the government!! GOVERNMENT!!

    One of the nice little common questions I get is "Where is the bathroom?" followed by "Are you serious?"

    According to the county code, Malls must have bathrooms at a respectable distance from any point of the public areas of the mall. In our mall, the Anchor Stores, the Food Court, and an "auxiliary" bathroom converted from a former restaurant's space are the public restrooms. Where we're located, an Anchor Store and the "auxiliary" bathroom on the second floor are the closest, about a minute away for both.

    The same codes also specify that unless you have a certain amount of square footage, your not required to install public bathrooms. The store, while being big, doesn't meet the required building codes by thousands of square feet. Even the previous tenants weren't required to install public bathrooms (which was a former Market BTW).

    Being we have a huge space, customers expect us to have a bathroom, right? When we try to explain to them the county building code, they get mad at us.

    Example:

    C: Where are your bathrooms?
    Me: You need to go to (Anchor Store) or the ones upstairs where (store) is now.
    C: You don't have any bathrooms?
    Me: County building codes says we don't need them.
    C: Well thats stupid!!
    Me: *sigh* Complain to the County, not us ma'am.

    It's almost getting to the point that giving them a bucket would be acceptable to them than walking the 250 feet to the Anchor store's bathroom.

  • #2
    instead of going into the county code why not just say - "No. We do not have a bathroom." if they ask why "I just work here I didn't build the place"

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    • #3
      If they said that though, the SC would start yelling about how its against the LAW to deny them a bathroom You can't win either way.

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      • #4
        Quoth Emrld View Post
        instead of going into the county code why not just say - "No. We do not have a bathroom." if they ask why "I just work here I didn't build the place"
        I only go into the county code if their being a bitch about it.

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        • #5
          Quoth k386trl View Post
          If they said that though, the SC would start yelling about how its against the LAW to deny them a bathroom You can't win either way.
          Print up some business cards with the relevant statute and when they cry LAW! you can just say, "Actually, no, it's not. Here, read this."

          The only bathroom I know of in my local mall that's not in an anchor store or a restaurant is the one upstairs off the food court. Do I care? No. Besides, Sears is next to the puppy store
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
            It's almost getting to the point that giving them a bucket would be acceptable to them than walking the 250 feet to the Anchor store's bathroom.
            "Oh, Piss Boy!"
            </just watched History of the World the other day for the first time ever>
            "I call murder on that!"

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            • #7
              Quoth Juwl View Post
              "Oh, Piss Boy!"
              </just watched History of the World the other day for the first time ever>
              Whu...hu..WHAT!?

              You are required to watch that movie at least 4-5 times, along with Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien, and every Monty Python skit and movie available before you can wave the Geek Card. You've been lying to me all this time Juwl. </jk>

              "We're Jews...in space! Flying around, protecting the Hebrew race!"

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              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
              Hoc spatio locantur.

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              • #8
                Quoth Geek King View Post
                You are required to watch that movie at least 4-5 times, along with Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien, and every Monty Python skit and movie available before you can wave the Geek Card. You've been lying to me all this time Juwl. </jk>
                No, no, that's the über Geek card there.

                Just regular Geeks don't have to have quite the educational background.

                ^-.-^
                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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