(This one was told to me as a blonde joke - consider it modified).
So, an SC went to get his car repaired, but he was worried about the price of getting everything running smoothly again.
The mechanic came back to the office after five minutes work, wiping his hands on a rag. "Just shit in the carbouretter," he reported.
"How often do I have to do that?"
Rapscallion
So, an SC went to get his car repaired, but he was worried about the price of getting everything running smoothly again.
The mechanic came back to the office after five minutes work, wiping his hands on a rag. "Just shit in the carbouretter," he reported.
"How often do I have to do that?"
Rapscallion