I thought i'd post this as a funny little guide for Idiot's who use the courtesy phone(if this is not the proper forum for this then you can move it I wasn't quite sure where to put it), you can add to it as you see fit. It's observations I have noticed since we had a courtesy phone put in at our desk( staff would always send people to our desk and tie up our main phone so we had a courtesy phone put in)
- There is a 5 min time limit please obey that, other people maybe waiting to use the phone
- If you are waiting for the phone please wait quietly,do not tap your feet, grumble under your breath and get pissey that you can't use the phone right that minute
- Please only one call, unless it's a emergency do not make 10 calls in a row or come back several times a hour to use the phone
- The courtesy phone is meant to be used for important or relatively important calls, please don't use it to just say hi to your friend because your cell phone is dead or out of minutes, or use it to make calls to places like newspapers to ask a
stupid question about something you read
- Your in a public building please do not yell or scream on the phone, you will be asked to hang up if you don't lower your voice
- In connection to above you are in a public building with a lot of kids going by all the time please do not swear or use other very inappropriate language such as gross/sexual humor and comments. You will be kicked off if you do not stop
- Please do not engage in phone sex with your loved one's there are kids around and they don't need to hear that and neither do I
and finally
Please for the love of god do not engage in Illegal activates over the phone we are 5 feet from you and can hear everything you are saying, activates include
- Prank calling people(especially serious numbers like 911 or others like it)
- Threating people
- organizing your friends to attack someone you don't like
- talking about crimes you've committed that you weren't caught for
and this should be obvious
- DO NOT arrange to either buy, sell and/or make Illegal drugs
so I hope you enjoyed my little guide add your own and i'll be sure to add more as I think of them because i'm sure i'm missing a lot
- There is a 5 min time limit please obey that, other people maybe waiting to use the phone
- If you are waiting for the phone please wait quietly,do not tap your feet, grumble under your breath and get pissey that you can't use the phone right that minute
- Please only one call, unless it's a emergency do not make 10 calls in a row or come back several times a hour to use the phone
- The courtesy phone is meant to be used for important or relatively important calls, please don't use it to just say hi to your friend because your cell phone is dead or out of minutes, or use it to make calls to places like newspapers to ask a
stupid question about something you read
- Your in a public building please do not yell or scream on the phone, you will be asked to hang up if you don't lower your voice
- In connection to above you are in a public building with a lot of kids going by all the time please do not swear or use other very inappropriate language such as gross/sexual humor and comments. You will be kicked off if you do not stop
- Please do not engage in phone sex with your loved one's there are kids around and they don't need to hear that and neither do I
and finally
Please for the love of god do not engage in Illegal activates over the phone we are 5 feet from you and can hear everything you are saying, activates include
- Prank calling people(especially serious numbers like 911 or others like it)
- Threating people
- organizing your friends to attack someone you don't like
- talking about crimes you've committed that you weren't caught for
and this should be obvious
- DO NOT arrange to either buy, sell and/or make Illegal drugs
so I hope you enjoyed my little guide add your own and i'll be sure to add more as I think of them because i'm sure i'm missing a lot
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